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Showing posts with label Dumb Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dumb Shit. Show all posts

Friday, June 8, 2012

Cops Use A Stun Gun On Pregnant Woman Over A Parking Dispute

Let start by saying I don't condone what happened to Tiffany Rent. But, clearly she had it coming. Tiffany Rent met fate at the hands of a Chicago Police officer, who is quite handy with a quick draw taser. Here's the back story attached to Tiffany's simple ass. Tiffany, eight months pregnant, was issued a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot in a Walgreens parking lot. Of course, it was on the South Side in scenic Roseland. "Say It With Your Chest" Tiffany, tore up the ticket that she was issued, and tossed the pieces in the officers face, technically according to the law, committing simple battery. The officer was about to issue "Trifling" Tiffany another ticket for littering and asked her for her identification. Tiffany "Go Hard" Rent, like the obvious lady she is, replied, 'I ain't giving you shit.' The officer then replied, 'You will be arrested.' Of course, Tiffany, not being one to back down, no matter what the situation or with whom, with little regard to her pregnancy, replied, 'You ain't arresting shit!' Now mind you, her two young children, ages 3 and 9, were in the backseat with her sister, while she is sounding off like a longshore sailor. (Way to teach the kids how to interact with authority figures, Tiff). When Tiffany "Say It With Your Chest" tried to drive off, she was left clutching her chest, when she realized that the wires from the taser were hanging off her chest. Wait, it gets better, folks.... The current baby daddy of her pending pregnancy, John Hobbs, suffered a dislocated elbow, while trying to come to his "lady's" rescue. The police basically did a NATO ass-whipping on the brother. Now, coming to the center stage, we have her family crying foul and saying that Tiffany is a peaceful woman - maybe she is, just not when it comes to wrongfully parking in a designated handicapped spot. Tiffany is church going woman , who feeds the hungry, and loves everything and everybody. Really? Maybe she forgot her WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) bracelet at home when she went to Walgreens that day. So, what fucking display of harmony was Tiffany showing her kids during her verbal assault and tirade towards the police? Teach your kids how to be ignorant at an early age - it is nothing but learned behavior, that is passed down from one ignorant generation to the next! Then we wonder why these kids grow up stupid and misdirected! That's right Tiffany, park in a spot designated for the elderly or the physically challenged, toss a few expletives at the police, tear up a few tickets, rant and rave, and ride or die - go head, boo! And in the process, traumatize your kids (they may be immune to momma's bad behavior at this point), and get your baby daddy's ass beat! This is dysfunction at its finest, folks! All that extra shit could have been avoided had this dramatic, over-the-top bitch, would have just obeyed the law and parked in a normal spot! Or, she could have even used her pregnancy to her advantage by pointing it out, saying sorry, and acting like a sane person and not a crazed he-woman on steroids. She probably could have scored some sympathy points from the police. It is like people have never heard the good, prudent advice not to escalate things with the cops when in a "situation". You can handle the dispute later, through legal means, at least you'll probably be physically intact to tell your tale! Ranting and raving with the cops, even when you are justified, never amounts to a good situation. While leaving the police station, Tiffany was surrounded by friends and family, claimng that the baby doesn't move around in her belly like it did previously, this is coming from a person that has lost two kids before. She thinks that getting tased might have something to do with it. Lawsuit against the city in 10, 9, 8, 7,..... Where was the concern for her poor fetus when she put herself and unborn child in harm's way by over-reacting and acting the proverbial fool? If you take a real good look at Tiffany, on her release, she's dressed to the nines, hair is in place, wearing the finest fashions from Rainbow, the Plus Collection. She doesn't look too genuinely upset or bothered, remember, she's gotta look good for her close-up, Mr. DeMille! When the smoke clears...this bitch is about to give birth to another kid who doesn't have a chance when it's mother is cranking out the crazy 24-7. Stop spawning BOO and learn how to park in the right parking space!

Monday, March 12, 2012

A Tale of Three Short Stories Involving Stupidity

In the first of our tales, it seems that the threats that Jennifer Hudson’s brother-in-law’s made against her family is going to be admissible in his upcoming trial.
William Balfour,the idiot now ex-husband of Jennifer Hudson's sister, Julia, made numerous threats leading up to the murders of three members of the Hudson clan.
The defense didn't want the public to hear any of the rants and threats towards the Hudson family and lost their final request to have the details banned from trial.

William became upset that Julian traded up on his ass, rightfully so, and decided to get another fella - one with a job and hobbies other than drinking a 40 while sitting out front in his boy's car and standing in front of the neighborhood liquor store watching day turn into night.

Could you blame her?

I'd get tired of seeing that white t-shirt wearing idiot, gang banging, being ignorant, and twisting his damn fingers too.

Short Stack later became so enraged that he shot, no, he murdered,the mother and the brother of Julia and Jennifer, and for his sick finale murdered Julia's son after a day's search for him.

So, let's just say, Balfour, you will be spending the last years of your life in prison. In other words, enjoy becoming someone's Bottom Bitch - don't forget your lube!

Our second tale involves a woman who threw alcohol in a CTA driver’s face during a weekend's fare dispute.

I know I shouldn't type this, but this is one of those occasions where you wish that maybe the person was diagnosed as missing a few screws. It would explain a lot about their actions. Unfortunately, that kind of information hasn't come to light yet, so, this is just effed up!

Our liquid wielding damsel's name is Patricia Washington. Seems that, Patty became upset with the CTA bus driver when he told her that the bus pass she tried to use was invalid and no good.
When the driver asked Patty to leave the bus, Patricia pulled out the closest thing to a weapon out of her purse that she could find - rubbing alcohol, and proceeded to toss it in the bus driver's face.

Well, witnesses on the bus got involved and when the smoke cleared, you had two people in the hospital. One patient being the bus driver, who suffered chemical burns to the eye, and the other patient being Patty.
Apparently, the witnesses opened a can of whip ass on Patty, before she was taken into custody...serves her right for making them late and having to fill out witness reports!

Our last story in our trio of stupid stories, involves two teen girls in China who committed suicide to travel back in time - no, you read right!

The two friends wanted to travel back in time to find a remote that one had misplaced. It seems that the girl was extremely afraid to tell her parents and afraid of the discipline that would follow, so one of them or both, came up with the idea of traveling back in time to find the remote. They got this idea from a popular television program there....talk about some Back to the Future ish!

I don't think they were able to make it back to the past....wherever they are now, I do believe they wish they could go back in time, to undo this stupid ass act of suicide.

You think China censorship is harsh now....

Just wait, the whole country will be subjected to only Godzilla movies and Spectra Man 24/7.

Is it just me, or are kids getting dumb as hell when it comes to common sense? Has all this computer gameplay made them oblivious to real life and its pitfalls? Life ain't the Sims, kids.

I loved Fat Albert as a kid, but I knew I shouldn't drag my ass through a dumpsite or junkyard to hang out with my friends.

Now, young folks need a block of instructions for everything.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

'Slavery' Math Problems Fallout Prompts Ga. Teacher To Resign

Just when you think the South is getting it together, I come across this headline.

Apparently the best way for a kid to solve problems during an assignment, is to add slavery references to the mix. You know, make the darkies feel comfortable.

Example: How many slaves does it take to pick fruit, or if a slave received two beatings everyday, how many would that be for week?

Only in the South, can some teachers try and get away with this shit.

Only one of the Georgian teachers who came up with this test has resigned from this big fiasco, and we're still waiting on the other "molders of young minds" to step forward and quit.

Of course, the Superintendent in the area, Sloan Roach, is white. She offered up the statement, 'Maybe we need to go over the curriculum with our teachers.
Um, aren't you supposed to do that shit before, during, and after the school year?
It seems that Sloan was not annoyed by what the teachers were doing, she was more annoyed that they were caught.

Now this good ole Southern school district has shredded all those assignments and are starting anew with new test questions. Let's see, time, money, and energy spent on correcting a bad decision that you would have thought someone would have caught earlier, and said, "maybe this isn't a good idea".

I grew up in Mississippi and almost everyday the South makes me realize, the best the decision I made, was to get the fuck out of dodge.

I know how I am. I act out here when someone says the wrong thing to me. I can only imagine that I would be "on" 24/7 down there now.

This old way of thinking is insulting and backwards, what's even worse is when we as black folks are asked to forget about it.
Then "they" say we are way too sensitive, and need to move on or ignore their ignorance.

Why should I ignore your bullshit?

Your lack of braincells in not my problem; but when you try to put your mess on "Front Street" and ask me to deal with it, then yes, it does become my problem too.

Maybe I'm missing something...

Between a member of the KKK running for public office, to the outgoing Governor of Mississippi giving pardons to murderers, to Confederate flags flying at state capitals, and to this backwoods 1950's way of thinking, where the hell are the black folks that should be taking a stand?

I know where - in church praying that shit will go away.

Yeah, good luck with that!