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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Beyonce

Before you Beyonce dick holders start tripping and calling me a hater,
 leave this page and go spend $300.00 on her concert.

I have a question?

How can we condemn Lil Kim, Foxy Brown or Nicki Minaj for behaving like ratchets on occasion?

This new music Beyonce has streaming up every one's draws is the ring leader of ratchets!

Tell  me how did she get a pass?

Why because she is classy?

There's nothing classy about "B" when she is singing(well that's what you guys call singing) about surfboarding on Joe Camel's(Jay-Z) dick!!

Maybe I'm a little old fashioned or a lame as I've been called on occasion.

I have issues with  some of these young acts, more so the women.

Women carry themselves with class.

Right now, its more like KLASSY!

When a women reaches a certain age like "B" I expect them to go the mature route.

It's like telling Carrie Anne (Poltergeist) go towards the light.

That's probably why I love Vanessa Williams so much.

She didn't want to dance forever or be this "I think I'll wear less clothes" person.

Quite honestly I don't want to listen to an album dedicated to your exploits in bed.

Shit me and my partner could give you mofos a run for your money.

I don't want to share what we do.

 Certain things remain private.

Can't have the best of both worlds.

I want my privacy but, I wanna tell the world how great and freaky it is with Joe Camel!

This shit sounds like a last resort when so called Divas are on the way down.

As Janet Jackson, Toni Braxton and countless others found out late in their careers.

You can't stay young forever.

Its okay to pass the baton to the next young lady.

If only we could have more acts that are respectable like Janelle Monae or Chrisette Michelle.

For some reason men get a pass.

We accept them wearing baby gap shit!

Wearing hip hop attire pass their prime with a tooth pick dangling from their mouths.

I just think their asses don't know any better.