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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Baby, It's Not Me It's you!

I decided to be a little light hearted today.

I wanna know ladies and gents what makes a relationship work?

I know about the 50/50 bull crap.

Let's be honest and agree there's no such thing as 50/50.

Woman pretty much take 70% or more whenever she feels the need.

I want to know why are expectations placed so high on a person.

If the person you decided to have a relationship with came with a disclaimer, who's at fault?

I come with one. Well several.

A tendency to forget.

Issues with communicating with my spouse.

Has a problem with arguing..Don't like to.

Don't sleep well at night so chances are I will be up til 3AM.

Short attention span.

I'm not a going out type of person, don't try to turn me into a club hopper.

I need to be accepted as I am.

What maybe fucked up to you, is fine in my eyes.

Been this way for a minute!

So, excuse me if I'm not able to conform to your liking at the drop of a dime.

Shit takes time!

 Then there's the...I have a lot of shit I'm dealing with.
Guess what? So do I.

I don't believe that we are suppose to be in agreement all the time.

What I look for is to walk away and give me space to get it together so that I don't say something stupid.

I can't speak for anyone but myself.

My past relationships are just that in the past.

If I didn't learn from it, then I can't take anything to the next relationship.

To be frank, for the most part, I didn't learn much.

For me, I was always working and being the provider.

Never had time to try and nurture.

Some cases it backfired.

Either they cheated or couldn't handle me not being around.

Again disclaimer: Workaholic!

I do know now, that I don't have the patience for someone that doesn't have patience for me.

Dealing with my erratic ass takes a lot.

Disclaimer:I know I'm a scatter brain.

I know I have a nervous condition...My mouth will have all kinds of smart shit coming out of it, to the point you may w ant to slap my ass with a brick!

 Everyone wants everything all at once.

In this day and age, if its not happening RIGHT NOW, there's a problem

This is probably where the communication peace comes in.

How about asking one another some simple questions.

Could be the two of you are crossing paths at the wrong time, maybe you are just wrong for one another.

Maybe the person on the other end may not have the patience to deal.

That's okay. Just means that some people are not compatible.

They Are Crazy Because They Are White!

Remember when a church, mosque or temple was viewed as a place of worship?

A place of peace so to speak.

Well, I guess we can change that to the last place you might see of your time here on Earth.

Another "American" decided that he can't tolerate another race but his own, and opened fire on a Sikh temple in Wisconsin.

The authorities are calling this last incident "Domestic Terrorism".

Really?  Need to go off on another tangent for just a second.

Women and minorities are terrorized domestically everyday!

The middle class is terrorized financially every pay period.

The public school system is terrorized every school year due to a broken system!

Older Americans are terrorized everyday because after the age of 40 you are screwed in the work force!

Ok! That's over.

Here we go again. White American goes ballistic!

Aurora Colorado shooter, will say he is insane and try to plead.

The idiot that sprayed bullets on Ms. Giffords will attempt to cop a plea.

George Zimmerman, is a little more creative.

Zimmerman said it was the devine heavens from above.

Trayvon was called home to God. Trayvon's murder was fate and was meant to be.

Wade Michael Page got off easy.

The police turned him into fun at the gun range by shooting every organ out of his body.

Had he not been killed by the police, I believe he would have tried to a cop a plea as well.

The police did us a favor. Why waste taxpayer's money or time on a person that cared so little about someone else's life?

These excuses that are given about white folks when they wild out is laughable.

The Columbine kids were teased and felt like outsiders. Listening to rock music made them do it.

Holmes(Colorado) had issues and they weren't addressed says a psychiatrist. Holmes left his school, before anyone could help him.

They were Sandusky-ed  as children.

This is the stupid shit that the rest of America has to read on a regular about the so called majority.

This is not just about terrorism in our country, this shit is the worst kind of racism!

What we do is sugar coat shit, sweep it under the rug and wait for the media to shut the fuck up about the situation.

We give every excuse in the world as to why a white dude or chick would be so fucked up!

After all the world is your oyster.

A white heroin addict will get a job before me, and all I do is drink Miller Lites!

The only thing that should concern the media or the rest of us is why are folks able to buy Army issued weapons from a gun shop?

I have a few weapons, but compared to these folk, its more like a rock and a slingshot.

Went off on another tangent...sorry.

I can't speak for everyone else. What I want from these people when they decide to make the news at someone's expense be honest.

You did this shit because that is you and that's what you are a FUCKING COWARD!!!!