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Monday, March 12, 2012

Limbaugh: Sandra Fluke is not a ‘slut’ or ‘prostitute’

Whenever you speak the earth shakes, Rush Limpdick. Sure she is, Rush, because when you say it, it has to be the truth, right?

Without regard as usual for accuracy or facts this is was the comment that started it all:

"What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex -- what does that make her?
It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.
She wants to be paid to have sex.
She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception.
She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex".

Really, Rush Limpdick, anything for ratings right?

The man known for his rational and sensible thinking skills was forced to apologize to Sandra Fluke, the brave law student who decided to take part in the recent birth control hearing in Congress recently.

She commented not on any public assistance programs that would use taxpayers’ money for contraceptives; but on insurance co-pay and availability of birth control plans offered by insurers.

Very different from the trash that old Limp was trying to pass off as truth.

There's nothing like advertisers detaching themselves from your sorry ass for you to try and sing a different tune.

Screw with a person's money, and they will slapstick, moonwalk, doubletalk, talk in tongues, turn a trick, or whatever you want them to do, to keep them checks rolling in.

The Fat Man is no exception.

I love the comments and comparisons that Limpsick has made in the past....

"If they were rappers, they would get awards."

"I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement — especially when walking behind it."

"We've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax."

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."

"Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."

"They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it."

"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

"If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people, I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.

“That people say crazy things about Sarah Palin and nothings done".

Very short memory Limpdick - not so long ago, Palin was the reason for the chaos last year regarding the shooting of Congresswoman Giffords and others, with that crosshairs bullshit. I didn't see your biased and wholly inappropriate ass calling her out!

Now, we're up to twelve sponsors and counting that have jumped ship.
Through it all, old pompous ass Rush, keeps that ego and that piehole running - probably with the help of some more illegal prescription meds that got him into trouble before, his being high or mentally deficient is the only justification for the things that ooze out of that cesspool he calls a mouth!

"We have sponsors waiting to advertise", he still rants as if this too shall pass. I guess he thinks if he says it, it will be true.

What I don't appreciate, is the media calling this shit his Don Imus moment.
No it isn't. It's another man acting a fool through national media and at a woman's expense, which unfortunately, we've become accustomed.

What's even more disturbing, when all this blows over, Limpdick's sponsors will return to a degree.

I applaud Ms. Fluke for not accepting Limpdick's apology, why should she?

He didn’t mean it.

So many times men say crazy, do crazy, and act crazy towards women, and we view it as acceptable behavior, shrug our shoulders, and wait on the next insult.

I wanted to wait a few days before posting anything about this idiot.

I wanted to make sure advertisers weren't trying to get back into to bed with Rush on the hush-hush.

Now advertisers are saying that they would never sponsor a person like Rush.

That in itself is bullshit.
That fool is on the air, because you bitches know he creates controversy.

For some reason you think listeners attracked to Rush would be attracted to your product.

Get a grip, get a clue and get a fucking life.
Doesn't work.

A Tale of Three Short Stories Involving Stupidity

In the first of our tales, it seems that the threats that Jennifer Hudson’s brother-in-law’s made against her family is going to be admissible in his upcoming trial.
William Balfour,the idiot now ex-husband of Jennifer Hudson's sister, Julia, made numerous threats leading up to the murders of three members of the Hudson clan.
The defense didn't want the public to hear any of the rants and threats towards the Hudson family and lost their final request to have the details banned from trial.

William became upset that Julian traded up on his ass, rightfully so, and decided to get another fella - one with a job and hobbies other than drinking a 40 while sitting out front in his boy's car and standing in front of the neighborhood liquor store watching day turn into night.

Could you blame her?

I'd get tired of seeing that white t-shirt wearing idiot, gang banging, being ignorant, and twisting his damn fingers too.

Short Stack later became so enraged that he shot, no, he murdered,the mother and the brother of Julia and Jennifer, and for his sick finale murdered Julia's son after a day's search for him.

So, let's just say, Balfour, you will be spending the last years of your life in prison. In other words, enjoy becoming someone's Bottom Bitch - don't forget your lube!

Our second tale involves a woman who threw alcohol in a CTA driver’s face during a weekend's fare dispute.

I know I shouldn't type this, but this is one of those occasions where you wish that maybe the person was diagnosed as missing a few screws. It would explain a lot about their actions. Unfortunately, that kind of information hasn't come to light yet, so, this is just effed up!

Our liquid wielding damsel's name is Patricia Washington. Seems that, Patty became upset with the CTA bus driver when he told her that the bus pass she tried to use was invalid and no good.
When the driver asked Patty to leave the bus, Patricia pulled out the closest thing to a weapon out of her purse that she could find - rubbing alcohol, and proceeded to toss it in the bus driver's face.

Well, witnesses on the bus got involved and when the smoke cleared, you had two people in the hospital. One patient being the bus driver, who suffered chemical burns to the eye, and the other patient being Patty.
Apparently, the witnesses opened a can of whip ass on Patty, before she was taken into custody...serves her right for making them late and having to fill out witness reports!

Our last story in our trio of stupid stories, involves two teen girls in China who committed suicide to travel back in time - no, you read right!

The two friends wanted to travel back in time to find a remote that one had misplaced. It seems that the girl was extremely afraid to tell her parents and afraid of the discipline that would follow, so one of them or both, came up with the idea of traveling back in time to find the remote. They got this idea from a popular television program about some Back to the Future ish!

I don't think they were able to make it back to the past....wherever they are now, I do believe they wish they could go back in time, to undo this stupid ass act of suicide.

You think China censorship is harsh now....

Just wait, the whole country will be subjected to only Godzilla movies and Spectra Man 24/7.

Is it just me, or are kids getting dumb as hell when it comes to common sense? Has all this computer gameplay made them oblivious to real life and its pitfalls? Life ain't the Sims, kids.

I loved Fat Albert as a kid, but I knew I shouldn't drag my ass through a dumpsite or junkyard to hang out with my friends.

Now, young folks need a block of instructions for everything.