Limbaugh: Sandra Fluke is not a ‘slut’ or ‘prostitute’

Whenever you speak the earth shakes, Rush Limpdick. Sure she is, Rush, because when you say it, it has to be the truth, right?

Without regard as usual for accuracy or facts this is was the comment that started it all:

"What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex -- what does that make her?
It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.
She wants to be paid to have sex.
She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception.
She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex".

Really, Rush Limpdick, anything for ratings right?

The man known for his rational and sensible thinking skills was forced to apologize to Sandra Fluke, the brave law student who decided to take part in the recent birth control hearing in Congress recently.

She commented not on any public assistance programs that would use taxpayers’ money for contraceptives; but on insurance co-pay and availability of birth control plans offered by insurers.

Very different from the trash that old Limp was trying to pass off as truth.

There's nothing like advertisers detaching themselves from your sorry ass for you to try and sing a different tune.

Screw with a person's money, and they will slapstick, moonwalk, doubletalk, talk in tongues, turn a trick, or whatever you want them to do, to keep them checks rolling in.

The Fat Man is no exception.

I love the comments and comparisons that Limpsick has made in the past....

"If they were rappers, they would get awards."

"I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement — especially when walking behind it."

"We've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax."

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."

"Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."

"They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it."

"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

"If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people, I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.

“That people say crazy things about Sarah Palin and nothings done".

Very short memory Limpdick - not so long ago, Palin was the reason for the chaos last year regarding the shooting of Congresswoman Giffords and others, with that crosshairs bullshit. I didn't see your biased and wholly inappropriate ass calling her out!

Now, we're up to twelve sponsors and counting that have jumped ship.
Through it all, old pompous ass Rush, keeps that ego and that piehole running - probably with the help of some more illegal prescription meds that got him into trouble before, his being high or mentally deficient is the only justification for the things that ooze out of that cesspool he calls a mouth!

"We have sponsors waiting to advertise", he still rants as if this too shall pass. I guess he thinks if he says it, it will be true.

What I don't appreciate, is the media calling this shit his Don Imus moment.
No it isn't. It's another man acting a fool through national media and at a woman's expense, which unfortunately, we've become accustomed.

What's even more disturbing, when all this blows over, Limpdick's sponsors will return to a degree.

I applaud Ms. Fluke for not accepting Limpdick's apology, why should she?

He didn’t mean it.

So many times men say crazy, do crazy, and act crazy towards women, and we view it as acceptable behavior, shrug our shoulders, and wait on the next insult.

I wanted to wait a few days before posting anything about this idiot.

I wanted to make sure advertisers weren't trying to get back into to bed with Rush on the hush-hush.

Now advertisers are saying that they would never sponsor a person like Rush.

That in itself is bullshit.
That fool is on the air, because you bitches know he creates controversy.

For some reason you think listeners attracked to Rush would be attracted to your product.

Get a grip, get a clue and get a fucking life.
Doesn't work.

Cicero Mayor’s Nephew Used Stolen Cop Car to Steal Beer From Jewels

Black Sheep: A term used to describe the most fucked up person in one's family (and every family has one).

This term of endearment truly belongs to the nephew of Cicero Township's President, Joseph M. Terrana.

Joseph is a 41 year old with the mind of a slow 12 year old.
You see, Joseph's aunt married the mayor of Town of Cicero Larry Dominick 2007. I point this out, because this is when that dark,black cloud named, Joseph began to loom over Cicero.

While on probation from an incident in 2005, Joe was hired as garbage man for Cicero. Seems like a good job, not too challenging, right? Turns out that our hero was forced to resign from the garbage position in 2009 because of "alleged improprieties". One of those "improprieties" was shoplifting from a Jewel in Arlington Heights.

In 2010, J.T. was fired from the Cicero/ Berwyn high school district because he tested positive for five illegal substances in his system.

In January 2011, J. T. was hired yet again for the township of Cicero as a partime driver for senior citizens when that ole thirst for shoplifting beer came back.

A couple of days ago, J.T. decided to take his show on the road to a Jewel in Stickney,IL.

Unfortunately, the Stickney Police were waiting on J.T. as he rolled out a shopping cart full of beer. They witnessed him placing his stolen goods inside of a marked car labeled, "Town of Cicero" and it gets better folks, Joe was also wearing an official "Town of Cicero" employee jacket.

They were clued to be on the watch out because J.T., that slow motherfucker, had been caught on camera the day before shoplifting beer and laundry detergent. This man really needs to stay the hell away from the Jewel chain of stores - bad things happen when he is near!

Let's focus on the postive - yes, there is a positive.

J.T. is so stupid to rob the same place twice in two days and that the Stickney Police were waiting on him to save him from himself.

Now lets try the negative...

Shame on the Mayor and his wife for giving this idiot chances at gainful employment that a person not related to a town official would get.

It's always sickening the blatant favortism given to friends and family of elected government employees.

Word has it that the Mayor had no knowledge of Joe T.'s issues with the law, drink, and drugs; but I'm sure the Mayor's wife did and I'm sure the Mayor did. You know who the fuck-ups are in your family. J.T.'s track record of excellence didn't just start this past week!

And to really add insult to injury, upon being arrested, J.T. had the nerve to use the Mayor's place of residence as his address.

Don't feel sorry for J.T., he is a survivor. For now, he still has his job driving around senior citizens for Cicero Township. He will probably drive their asses to Jewel to help out on his next beer heist, I mean run.

More Stupid Comments from IL. Gov. Quinn About the Sears Announcement

After Sears/Kmart began the process of closing stores yesterday, Quinn says he doesn't see closings affecting Illinois directly.

Really, you pompous bastard?!? It's not just about Illinois. It's about the fact that, people other than the corporate folks from Hoffman Estates are losing their jobs. The folks that lined your pockets get to keep getting big bonuses because your bitches(legislators) decided to give them a tax break. This all shucks,golly gee attitude is why you had a hard time getting re-elected to office, you jerk!

I don't want verbiage changed in a bill. I don't want transparency. Right now, I just want you fucks, even the ones I didn't vote for, to start doing your jobs by truly looking out for the citizens of this state and country! Represent us and not your bank account and stock portfolio interests!

So Quinn, explain to Illinois really why Sears/Kmart got a tax break?

It's only a matter of time and we're next on the chopping block.