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Thursday, May 10, 2012

There's A New Swiss Miss In Town

Michelle "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann is a now a citizen of Switzerland! Ole Shelly B. just could not keep quiet, she had to shout it on the mountainside ala Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music! In a way, I wanted that rambling, crazy old broad to keep her brand of crazy right her in the U.S.A. I may be selfish, but perhaps on second thought, she should spread her antics on the international scene and double bonus, be closer to the Swiss bank accounts I know that she and her hubby have in Switzerland. Shelly says she has wanted to become a citizen for a while, being that she was eligible through her husband, and that her family decided to do it as a unit. I say why not.... You motherfuckers promote "the crazy" as a unit. You've become famewhores always looking for the next "photo-op" as a unit. You spew out lies and misinformation to the public as a unit. And, you went into debt with your campaign destined for failure as a unit. So, why not fly all that crazy overseas as a unit? Its obvious that Minnesota is too small for Shelly B....that stage is not large enough to hold her. There are plenty of politicians that have dual citizenship and didn't feel that they had to hold a press conference and entertain the media with the details. Because "Big Mouth" Bachmann is so pro-America, I would have thought this bitch would have kept mum on the matter. Mark my words, this not the last we will from Big Mouth Bachman, this is the first of many "news" announcements that she and her camp will make in the next six months before election time. This bitch is setting herself up for something. I believe that chick and unit cra-zay are heading for the border for a reason. Perhaps, she and her husband are going to set up international offices for her "pray and counsel the gay" away business - you know, because they've been soo successful here. Ha! I also believe that the word has gotten out about Big Mouth Bachmann in Switzerland, you know how bad news travels fast about crazy ass Americans!

Now Santorum Endorses One-Time Rival, Romney

Really Ricky? How the tide has you are endorsing Mitt Romney. The bitter taste of defeat hasn't left your piehole and now you want me to believe this shit? Not too long ago, you called Romney the worst candidate for the Republican party. Not so long ago you were tearing Romney a new asshole about not being conservative or consistent with policies and opinions. Hell, not so long ago, you took a picture with Linsay Lohan and denied that, though there is photographic proof to the contrary. So, why should we believe you now? Did you go to sleep one night and have an epiphany, it came to you in a dream, right? Or, did one of those angels on your shoulder tell you that Romney has changed and is worth your support? Or, are you angling to get a job in a possible Romney presidency? This is why politics is a big joke. The Republican party basically told "Sanitorium" that he better play the game or give up politics, or either he realized it on his own. I'm sure he wants to remain relevant, you know that there will be a book deal soon. That wavy head heathen was forced to endorse Mittens. The two of you on the same side is like a box of dynamite in a fire - it is just not a good idea. Combustible bullshit in more ways than one!!!

Election Year Bulls%@!

The time has come to vote for the President of the United States of America again. I know, I know, Obama's stint was a short-ass four years. When Bush II was in office, it seemed like his shit dragged on for decades, didn't it, though it was only eight years. I touched on it a little bit earlier about how I've always wondered, when the media tells the public about "so-called" public opinion. If you didn't ask the entire nation, then how are you coming up with these results? I know I've never been asked - how about you? Polls don't mean shit unless everyone is involved. What pompous fuck chooses where these polls are held and who is asked? What pencil-pushing little shit decides how many people will be asked these "pertinent" questions? As, I've stated before, I'm an old crank, and I have never been ask to partake in these opinion polls ever. Think about it, if the election was based on you, the media is now telling us that Romney now has a sizeable lead, so, what would be the point in going out to the vote? If I was one of those slow bitches that pays attention to all the stupid rhetoric spewing from the TV, then chances are I would keep my easily swayed ass at home. This an important election coming up. Not just for president, but for we, as Americans who should be tired of getting it in the ass by the rich and corporate classes by now. I've been reflecting back on the President's performance for these past years and no, he didn't get an "A", but he doesn't deserve a "F" either. It seems like with a stacked Congress full of whining, racist, childish, selfish, "wanna get my way", so-called representatives of the people, Obama has spent a great deal of time conceding and bending over backwards to get the most basic issues accomplished. I'm speaking of both Republicans and Democrats, by the way. To those Republicans and Right Wingers out there.... When you can dupe the majority of Americans to think that health care for all, regardless of income or lack of income,is a bad thing, then you are a bad motherfucker! When you can dupe the majority to not pay attention to the fact that you as Republicans and some Democrats vote consistently in the interests of corporations and not the people who placed them in their office, then, you a bad motherfucker! When you can dupe the public to believe that subsidized child care, Social Security, and government pensions will be non-existent because of congressional budgets don't put American citizens as the priority, then, you are a bad motherfucker! When you can convince many people that George Bush II's years in the White House were the "good, old years" compared to now, not only do you have a skewed view of reality and history, because that's when some of the policies that failed us, as a nation were implemented, then, you are a bad mother - shut your mouth! When you try to pretend that people of color and same-sex orientation actually have a meaningful "seat" and voice in your conservative party, contrary to your history that they do not, then, you are a bad motherfucker! When you can try to bamboozle an entire nation to more than likely vote Republican, through a media blitz and carefully selected polls, ladies and gents, then, yes, you are some bad motherfuckers!