Psst....listen, Bristol Palin has something to say. Like we are supposed to drop everything to listen to the "words of wisdom" coming from this dingbat's mouth. Bristol criticized the president for endorsing gay marriage....this coming from a person who ruined her mothers fucked up attempt to run gunshot with McCain during the 2008 Presidential election. Ms. "High Morals" decided to get knocked up with an unplanned pregnancy and flaunt that shit like it was okay when she should have sat her ass down instead of showcasing her lack of any apparent talent on "Dancing With the Stars". The world was told to forgive this whore for being who she is at heart - a whore. We all know that if the Obamas' girls became knocked up there would be no grace or easy forgiveness. Let's get back to Bristol... Elizabeth Hasselbeck, that other paragon of brain power from "The View" was her biggest fan saying "people make mistakes" and "everyone deserves a second chance". That may be true in some cases; but not when the person is obviously obsessed with remaining relevant by leeching onto any controversial topic available. Did you know that this bitch is shacked up with yet another guy? Yes, after pimping the fuck out of organizations screaming "just say no" and promoting abstinence and celibacy, she decides to co-habitate with another guy who happens to love using racial slurs and making fun about people with Downs Syndrome on his Facebook page. And, to further step up her whoring game, she and her new beau are trying to shop a new reality show about their "situation" to the cable networks. Really, Bristol, with your fucked up choices, you really think your opinion actually matters with intelligent, thinking people? Exactly, preaching, primping, and pimping - learned right at Mama Sarah's knee. The fucking hypocricy of a no-nothing that the media still likes to get a sound bite from - must have been a slow news day! I would love to talk with this simple chick, but you and I know it would a one-sided conversation! And doesn't this wayward whore have enough on her plate? Full-time mom, full-time jerk, and full-time LIVING IN SIN....yet she has enough time on her hands to grab a mike and lend her unwanted criticism to the masses. This is where I start to have issues with so-called "Christians"... When something is not to their liking or it is not deemed "normal" to them, the Bible comes flying out and they start reciting shit, speaking in tongues, and wanting to spread the fucking word! It doesn't matter how effed up their own situation is - I guess it is easier to criticize others than truly being Christ-like and working on your own issues! But Bristol and people like her, can fornicate, drink, curse, steal, lie, gossip, or any of the evils of the world. They feel as though they can treat other people who aren't like them, like crap and feel that they are justified because of their own indignant righteousness - not very Christ-like at all! This bitch and neanderthals like her, act like the public is wearing blinders to their mess, and try to sweep their shit to the side like they aren't as fucked up as they truly are. Where the fuck is Sarah Palin? You really need to come and get your daughter and put a muzzle on her stupid ass! And while you're at it, Sarah, place a crosshairs on this bitch!

There's A New Swiss Miss In Town

Michelle "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann is a now a citizen of Switzerland! Ole Shelly B. just could not keep quiet, she had to shout it on the mountainside ala Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music! In a way, I wanted that rambling, crazy old broad to keep her brand of crazy right her in the U.S.A. I may be selfish, but perhaps on second thought, she should spread her antics on the international scene and double bonus, be closer to the Swiss bank accounts I know that she and her hubby have in Switzerland. Shelly says she has wanted to become a citizen for a while, being that she was eligible through her husband, and that her family decided to do it as a unit. I say why not.... You motherfuckers promote "the crazy" as a unit. You've become famewhores always looking for the next "photo-op" as a unit. You spew out lies and misinformation to the public as a unit. And, you went into debt with your campaign destined for failure as a unit. So, why not fly all that crazy overseas as a unit? Its obvious that Minnesota is too small for Shelly B....that stage is not large enough to hold her. There are plenty of politicians that have dual citizenship and didn't feel that they had to hold a press conference and entertain the media with the details. Because "Big Mouth" Bachmann is so pro-America, I would have thought this bitch would have kept mum on the matter. Mark my words, this not the last we will from Big Mouth Bachman, this is the first of many "news" announcements that she and her camp will make in the next six months before election time. This bitch is setting herself up for something. I believe that chick and unit cra-zay are heading for the border for a reason. Perhaps, she and her husband are going to set up international offices for her "pray and counsel the gay" away business - you know, because they've been soo successful here. Ha! I also believe that the word has gotten out about Big Mouth Bachmann in Switzerland, you know how bad news travels fast about crazy ass Americans!