Eddie Long - Super Pimp Preacher Strikes Again!

Eddie Long Dong is at it again. First the little boys, now ole Eddie is in quite the pickle. Eddie Long Dong, along with recently accused Ponzi genius, Ephren Taylor, are now being investigated by the Securities Exchange Commission. Why, you ask? Well, it turns out that Eddie Long Dong opened the golden gates of his congregation, and allowed Ephren the serpent, to hustle church members out of more than $1 million dollars. Pardon the pun, but Eddie and Ephren have been bed buddies since 2009 when Mr. Taylor first started giving it in the ass to church congregations for his own personal gain. E.T. would find investors that actually cared about the community and wanted to give back, his specialty was preying on their desire to help others to basically help himself and his so-called business "associates". His victims figured that it was a "win-win" situation - I mean you help people and your community, and get a nice return back that you could bank besides that warm and fuzzy feeling of doing good? Too good to be true? In this case, yes. Ephren promised Rev. Soul-Glo Long's congregation a 300% return on investment. Really? 300%? I guess there were no C.P.A.s or financial planners on these churches' boards to give a qualified assessment of the improbability of these numbers. I mean, these investments were small businesses like car washes and gas stations were part of the investment. It's just now, that the truth is coming out. It always seems that people with money and the most intelligence, are the dumbest bitches on the planet when it comes to being conned and swindled. I mean, why did these folks believe him? Because he's black and "a man of God" just because he happened to give his sales pitch in the church? I mean, c'mon....shouldn't the criteria be a little higher? One red flag should have been the fact that he knew Long Dong, that down-low, manipulating gay ass bitch that many still uphold at New Faith in Atlanta! I don't need bigger, brighter, or the coolest shit or a supposed "God-annointed" money making scheme to validate who I am as a person. So, black folks, no sympathy here! Keep giving your hard-earned money, retirement, and pensions to folks like Ephren and Eddie Long! Stop giving your money to them and give it to those truly in need. Here's a hint...if you are tithing and barely making ends meet, and your pastor lives in a gated community, drives a late model luxury car, and has a private jet, then, perhaps your money is not helping anyone but your reverend. Another hint, if there are no independent audits of church funds and full transparency of where the money collected goes, then perhaps you are being hoodwinked in God's name. Stop being blind and see what is happened before you and in too many churches everywhere. False prophets are tearing you all a new one! The Pimp Game has been hijacked by the Preacher Game, for some, it is one in the same! For those who choose to believe in man and not the true God - keep getting it in the ass! That one was for you Eddie!! Dropping The Fucking Mic!!

Best Paid Pastors Make Hundreds Of Thousands To Millions Of Dollars Annually

Pimpin ain't easy, but some men and women of the cloth, make this shit look like a cake walk.

From televangelists, to Pastors, to Fathers, and Reverends, these guys have taken that 10% to a higher level. I came across a list that was like a "who's who" of the modern religious shakedown.

Though some have been investigated about their finances, that doesn't stop them from building mega churches and purchasing private jets, let's not forget their real estate and other ventures.

Of course there were two guys that stood out from the rest.

Pastor's name is Creflo A. Dollar, no, I'm not making this shit up. Name so nice i'll say it twice...Creflo A. Dollar.

Mr. Dollar has a private jet, Rolls Royce, book deal, cable show, and has "Franchised" his brand (Churches), in several cities - talk about spreading the word! He has a home in Atlanta and an apartment in Manhattan.

Then there's the pimp of all pimps, Mr. Joel "Sell Out A Stadium" Osteen, another pimp that was investigated, and his true worth is still unclear. It pays to have good accountants, doesn't it?

Whatever he's worth, it must be a lot, you see Osteen has a 10 million dollar home, book sales through the roof, and tours the nation to preach the word - of course he isn't spreading the word for free, that would be too much like the Lord.

The ministry now, is about the bottom line, not about saving souls and helping the needy. If you don't have the cash, do you really think these preacher/pimps are going to give you a free ticket to hear God's word at one of their sell-out theater sessions?

Obviously, I need to seriously re-think my career moves.

What they do really doesn't effect me. I don't need someone to tell me what God said. I'm pretty sure if God is having conversations with these idiots, I think he'd be giving me a holla too, God doesn't discriminate, unlike some of these judgmental fools.

I'll be glad when all these knuckleheads that follow these fools finally realize it's a scheme.
I'm not saying that these religious heads have to live like paupers while they preach "the Word"; but wouldn't God's work be better served by helping a troubled family or a sick child, rather than purchasing a gold toliet, designer clothes, or a private jet?

They call it being "blessed"...I guess Jesus was a sucker for traveling among society's downtrodden and social outcasts, and being among them while he was living. I guess now, why be among the poor when you don't have to? I mean, what can they put in your collection plate?

You would think that will all the tax breaks churches receive, they would give back more to their communities, and not just to have the occasional give-away benefit for taxbreak purposes.

You have to ask yourself, is accumulating riches the ultimate endgame for these folks or is doing good works and spreading the wealth to those who need it?

In the end, you can't blame the pimps, you can only blame the "johns" who keep giving up the cash for their Sunday morning dose of "feel good" rhetoric.

Anyone that lives like kings and queens, and builds huge monuments of worship while you are struggling, are not about you or your salvation.