Rodman

                     Wanna talk about getting it in the Ass?!!

Maybe Rodman is used to it. The treasury department (look the other way) is coming at him with a broom handle, vaseline and not asking for permission to proceed.

Let's preface by saying: I wasn't a fan of Rodman visiting that knucklehead in Korea.

I believe that there are certain lines a celebrity should not cross.

Especially when the person you are keeping company with happens to be a spoiled tyrant, who has no regard for human life.

But, that's just me.

Its obvious that Rodman sleeps well at night knowing what this man's stance is when it comes to human rights.

That being said: 

The treasury department (look the other way) has decided to throw the book, whiskey, furs, vodka and Air Jordans at Rodman.

There was a Bill that Mr. Obama signed, barring folks from here transporting items as such to Korea.

I'm still trying to figure out how the hell did he get them over there.?

Isn't that why we have customs on standby?

Especially when we travel overseas.

That's why I smell a RAT of the Democrat and Republican kind.

Had Rodman not been a emotional drunk on national tv, I don't think this would have been addressed.

How many times has he traveled to Korea? Yes more than once.

Where the fuck was the treasury department when Beyonce and Jay-Z went to Cuba?

Unless they passed a ghost Bill, I'm under the assumption that it's still illegal to place one fucking stiletto on Cuban soil!!

Treasury department looked into that situation and then looked away!!

Another idiot Michelled Bachman used her campaign funds to take her family on a short trip to Switzerland.

Again the "look away department" swept that shit under the rug.

Folks, I tell you if you have money and connections, you can get away with murder.

I don't condone what Rodman, did but I also don't like this pick your poison attitude of the....

                          LOOK THE OTHER WAY(treasury department)

Feds Target Rodman for Kim Bling

news.yahoo.com

Dennis Rodman reportedly brought thousands of dollars in luxury gifts to Kim Jong Un for his birthday. Now, Washington's looking into whether those gifts violated U.S. sanctions.

What makes a man, a man?

 Unfortunately I’ve had to listen to some of the dumbest shit on ESPN in the past few weeks regarding this crap between Richie Incognito and Jonathan Martin.

Apparently Incognito is a DICK in everyone’s eyes but his teammates.

An incident happened a while ago between Incognito and a women at a golf course.

She was treated lousy. I won’t go into details but, she was handsomely paid by the Dolphins, to keep quite.

Past issues on and off the field  tells me what I need to know.

Richie is a DICK!!!

The situation between DICK and Jonathan Martin has rubbed the machos the wrong way.

All I’m hearing is Jonathan should have been a man.

Jonathan broke the code; Jonathan could never play with me.

Who says stupid shit like that??

The so called men past and present of the NFL!

Antonio Pierce…retired linebacker for the New York Giants,  and football analyst for ESPN, has pretty much been on a rant of rage and hate directed towards Mr. Martin.

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So, Mr. Pierce he should be like your team mate Plaxico Burress and get caught with a handgun, arrested and having to apologize for making a dumb decision carrying a gun RIGHT?!!

Cause Mr. Pierce, that’s what real men do right?!!

How about you Ricky Williams?

Rick

y was a first round pick for the Saints, who also made manly decisions (dumb) during his tenure with the Saints and Dolphins.

Ricky criticized Jonathan as well, for not being a man.

Ricky, smoked so much weed while in the NFL that he became the most docile and lazy fuck on the planet. The man that Mike Ditka gave up so much for to get him on his team!

How dare you call him a quitter when you did the same, but for different reasons.

Jonathan's was an intellectual decision, while yours Ricky, was twigs and TOPS!!

I’ve saved the best for last!!

Lawrence Taylor…L.T., coke head, adulterer, Mr. found himself in a hotel with a minor a few years ago!!

This man is the postal child for dysfunction when it comes to MANLY men!

Lawrence, I can’t take anything you say and have respect for you.

Sir, you didn’t respect the game you played.

You had so much shit going on that I would be amazed you would remember!

The three of you are not men!

The three of you are what they call FUCK UPS!!

Unfortunately, society and good lawyers overlook your bullshit!!

To criticize a man for not wanting to fight is unacceptable!

I don’t know what transpired between Jonathan and Richie, my issue is with you fucking felons, weed heads, gun toting, underachieving, coke addicts and adulterers coming out of rehab or wherever to give and opinion on a guy, they never played with or probably never met!

If that’s what being a MAN is, I’ll take the intellectual from Stanford!

Big PIMPIN!

http://music.yahoo.com/news/jay-z-defends-deal-store-accused-profiling-223751712--finance.html?soc_src=mediacontentsharebuttons.

Read the above link read before proceeding with this post.

I'm wondering why is this news?

We have black folks and black " leaders" coming out of the wood work to blast this jackass, over the wrong things!

Something as trivial as his relationship with Barney's.

Where the fuck were you "leaders" when Jay-Z and folks like him were rapping about the dumbest shit I ever heard?

That question is also directed towards C. E..ho's like Russell Simmons, Diddy, Puffy, Puff Dad or whatever he is called now!

It's okay when blacks just keep it in the community! It meaning the COONERY!!

Lost in translation are the two people that were profiled.

Jay-Z says he needs the facts.

The fact is, this pompous fuck has not cared about the black community from the day he was born!

Marcy Projects(selling drugs in the community).

Calling women in his music bitches and whores and selling millions in the process!

Marketing that whack ass over priced clothing line Rocawear!

This arrogant big lip fuck has been selling out for a while!

He has either been paid to advertise and name drop.

Reebok, Budweiser have signed checks to this dude.

To see people like Oprah interviewing this nimrod didn't sit well with me!

Hell, Jay turned his wife (Beyonce) into a brand.

This bitch is hitting thirty five and still stripping, shaking and bumping it til the wheels come off!

Again as long as its within the misguided ass walls of our community we are cool.

I guess Barney's is the new Trayvon Martin!...RIGHT??

I commend Shawn for one thing...his honesty.

He is as transparent as they come.

We pretty much know where he came from, what he did and what he wants to do.

I'm sure there are some surprises.

But what could be worse than visiting Cuba and being an rehabilitated drug dealer?!!!

And on that note I say...

Fuck Jay-Z, Lil Wayne and people like them.!

Folks like you do way more harm than good.!

And a special Fuck You goes to Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Sr. and Jesse Jr. and his wife, Sandy Jackson.

The so called "LEADERS OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY".

In the name of greed, infidelity and fame whoredom, have ripped a new asshole in our community!!!

"ONLY IN AMERICA"

Here we are ladies and gents.

I'm sure if some of you work for the government, you have a little time on your hands.

Not sure if this is what was planned, but I think you motherfuckers (Congress)should consider an alternate route!

Let me help some of you that are in the dark about some shit.

The Affordable Care Act: was put into place for all Americans.

Unemployed, small business, minimum wage, part time, full time to name a few.

It caters to what you can afford.

No longer do I have to pay $200 a month for half ass insurance.

I can get a plan that won't empty my pockets.

I can now choose to get myself well and eat at the same time, as opposed to eating and \putting off my health, until I am financially able to take of what's ailing me.

No person in a free country should ever half to sacrifice one for the other.

"ONLY IN AMERICA"

I'm sure there will be some issues that have to be worked out.

But anything is better than what the "GUVMENT" thought was fitting for a working class middle American.

To the many Americans that are upset about the Affordable Care Act, do you realize this helps your pockets in the long run?

Of course you don't.

Some say "we don't want the "GUVMENT" telling us what to do or how to live.

Word to you..the "GUVMENT"  tells you what to do everyday!!

It's called laws you fucking morons!!

Most Americans aren't looking for a hand out, their looking for an out.

Meaning a way out of this mess called high insurance rates.

I'm certain insurance companies are not happy with this new law.

The HMO's and Blue Cross-Blue Shields are having a fucking fit!

Since the law was passed, I've received a ton of emails from insurance companies.

Trying to sell the idea that they are better.

Cobra the biggest insurance pimps of them all, promises to damn near turn me into the bionic woman for a fraction of the cost!

ONLY IN AMERICA...Can insurance companies, lobbyist and special interest groups  tell a room full of men / women to not fight for the health of America!

ONLY IN AMERICA...Could Congress shut down this country and  still get paid!

ONLY IN AMERICA...Could Congress who was voted in to work for the people, has yet to work for the people!!!

ONLY IN AMERICA...Can the 1% sleep well at night while the majority suffers!

ONLY IN AMERICA...Could folks be duped into thinking the health care act is really named Obama Care!

ONLY IN AMERICA..That folks are so fucking stupid to not know "Obama Care" is the Affordable Care Act.

Republicans attached our President's name to it to generate opposition.

As usual it worked!

ONLY IN AMERICA...We live in a country that wants me to sing America the beautiful,while we have that select few that promotes the ugly!

ONLY IN AMERICA...We are perceived as a free country, while ain't shit free about spending your last dime on taxes, gas, health care, child care and the environment!

ONLY IN AMERICA..Would our "GUVMENT"t have the nerve to tell other countries how to handle their business when our shit is on a continuous landslide!

ONLY IN AMERICA...Would you shut the whole" GUVMENT" down and watch the suffering begin!!

Chaos is here and these motherfuckers could care less!

That would include the other Americans who took issue!

When it doesn't affect you directly, you don't give a fuck!!


ONLY IN AMERUKA!!

When It's Okay To Call A Person The "N" Word.

I'm  leaving the house to take a evening stroll, when I hear this "lady" shouting and laughing.

"Ha ha, now what?

"That's what you get!"

"I hope you die!"

I look to see who this"lady" is screaming at and its the only white neighbor on her block.

He's stunned and lying flat on his back.

From what I gathered two coward ass black dudes decided to beat him with an aluminum bat and leave him for dead.

I wish I could have recorded this bitch and her 4.5 kids harassing him!

This "lady" also allowed one of kids, who was maybe 9 years old, spray the gentleman with something.

So the ignorance is passed on!

I'll probably be choking the shit out of the kid in a few years!

When I see two older black guys approach him, I assumed they were trying to help him.

Nope!! These two bastards tell  witnesses, me included "don't call the police".

Of course I called 911.

As the paramedics and the police arrive, the big mouth bitch rounds up her version of the Waltons and runs away.

Like the average coward, fools move fast like they're roaches and the police are a can of fucking raid!!

Wait for it....That ladies and gents is the definition of a NIGGER, NIGGUH, NIGGA!!!

I  don't condone name calling.

When you have a ratchet ass chick and neighbors that should know better, hoping that a person  dies, they're placed in that category.

I used to feel sorry for these fools!

I don't!! I'm fucking exhausted! 

Hoping the best for you unproductive motherfuckers is a full time job!

A position I don't recall applying for! 

At the end of the day, he is a human being who needed assistants.

An older male came along with something in his waist band telling ray ray and them to stay away from him.

This gentleman also called the police and stayed until help arrived.

Karma is a bitch..."lady"! 

Just remember that when it slaps the fuck out of you and Ray-Ray!!

Then you simple fucks wonder why things are never right.

You question why life keeps riding your ass without a saddle!

Instead of wishing the worst for him. why not just put me out of my fucking misery and

                                   KILL YOURSELF!!

George Zimmerman...Update

Just a quick shout out to all the Zimmerman supporters.

He's an even bigger idiot than I thought.

Since that fool slithered his away out of a conviction, he's been a busy bee!

Zimmerman has managed to stay in the (I say on purpose) limelight.

A traffic stop(speeding).

Admitted during the stop that he had a gun in is glove compartment. 

Wife divorcing him.

Decides to venture over to his soon to be ex wife's father's house and give pops a pistol whipping.

One thing I can say, some of you may be right.

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He's not a racist.

He's a complete ASSHOLE!!!.

He likes the attention.

Just looking and listening to his parents explains a lot.

The stoic personality, the "George has been raised not to show emotion".

He may not show any emotion, but that fucker is carrying on like he has no regard for people or life in general.

Not being in the news on the regular, I guessed ticked him off.

Unless someone else has another theory, I would say that fool is trying to get himself killed!

If I knew I had a target on my back, I would stay in hiding.

I wouldn't be driving around in my brand new pickup(thanks for the donations that went towards his trial DUMBASSES!!)

Then again, if my dad constantly got my ass out of a jam all my life, maybe I would be so bold to be so pompous!!!

An Ex

This is for the people out there that don't understand because of their fucked up ways,why or refuse to realize why they are alone.

I will quote what you say and then I will quote what you should say.

You: If you took your partner for granted(assuming they are your maid or personal slave).

The other you: Take the initiative to clean, wash clothes. If you can't cook, take your partner somewhere other than TGIF or Harold's Chicken! Tell your partner you appreciate everything that they do for you. No matter how small the task, an acknowledgment goes a long way.

You: If you never have anything nice to say.(The "B" word or Hoe)

The other you; How's this, "baby you look good", or "baby I missed you today".

Also, start calling your woman just that YOUR WOMAN!!!. 

This shit doesn't make you a punk, you're being what's called a grown up!

You: Always negative, life is just riding your ass into a quick depression.

The other you: Shit could always be worse. Keep your head up. Your partner would like to know at some point life is okay.

Here's a hint: If your partner just listened and  never has anything to say, chances are the motherfucker is planning an escape. I don't want to hear that shit everyday. It's annoying and a complete turn off.

If you doing all the griping, when do you have time to listen to me?

The other you: Pick one or two days out of the week to bitch! Or sometimes just shut the fuck up!

Pretend that shits okay! 

You: Arguing, fighting and loud! Laying hands on a motherfucker ain't cool. The line of work I'm in, and the shit I carry, I could easily knock your ass into the afterlife!! I'm not a fighter. So, for me to fight all day at work and have to come home and trade blows is a no-no!! Showing your ass in public or in front of my friends, brings on an early dismissal! Young people could really learn from this. The screaming isn't necessary outside or at home. If I bug you that much, might I suggest you exit your ghetto ass left off the stage!! 

The other you: Keeps drama to a minimum. If I ain't cheating or hanging til the wee hours of the morning, my house hold needs to remain at peace. If you got all that extra energy, try using that shit towards something positive. I don't know, possibly a hobby. When I'm good and not stressed, things get done and my mind is clear. Which means you get the world.

You: Weak, can't do for self. I don't like weak woman, not even as a friend.  Learn to manage your life as if I didn't exist. I asked an ex once, if I drop dead right now, what would you do? Life carries on without my narrow ass!! The sun doesn't rise or set on me. We don't have to do everything together. I call that crowding. We need our space from each other from time to time.

The other you: Getting shit done without me saying anything or waiting on me to do it. Me doing shit all the time, is not taking charge, that just means you are lazy as fuck! I'm okay with you taking the wheel sometimes and driving. I admire any woman that has the drive to hustle(legally), knows what she wants and will do anything (legally) to get it done. Such a turn on!!

Here are a few reasons why you are an "EX"

Cheating: The reason: I was never home. So, my busting my ass on two jobs, gives you a free pass I guess!

Partying: If you like to "turn up" and shut the bars down, you should not be in a relationship. Who the fuck wants to wait on a drunk chick to get home? Then depending on what type of drunk you are either we are fighting or you going to sleep. No, I'm not screwing a drunk person\, unless we are drunk together.

Assuming: Saved this gem for last. Your partner never says a damn word. House is a mess, you're a mess, relationship is a mess. The one thing you are positive about is I would never leave you or that I have nowhere else to go. Remember(planning an escape) for all  the reasons that I stated is why you are an "EX"!!!!!