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Thursday, March 15, 2012

The South Is Seemingly Stuck on Santorum...

So, Rick Santorum won Alabama and Mississippi.

Folks you should not be surprised. In my opinion, the Southern states are are the most racist, conservative, backward, backwoods thinking states in the United States. If some people of the South had their way, we would still be living in the 1800's and minorities would be soo fucked.

It is like modern thinking ended around the Civil War down there - I mean most of their state capitals still have versions of the Confederate Flag flying.
They've convinced themselves that the Confederate cause wasn't the act of traitorous terrorism against the U.S., but of preserving their glorious way of life built on the backs of slave labor and booting Native Americans from their own land.

But I digress...

To prove my point, these are just a few recent stupid ass situations that only folks in the South would try to accomplish while promoting their dumbass way of thinking.

The Feds had to block a recent Texan voter ID law because a huge block of Latinos wouldn't be eligible to vote and over half of the GOP voters in Alabama and Mississippi think that President Obama is a Muslim.

Yes, Zeke and them think O-bam-ma is one of those "praying to Mecca" basterds despite provable evidence to the contrary.

Really, Dirty South, we're still harping on this shit?

I guess when they questioned his citizenship and that didn't work, they went back to that mad lab of fuckery they call a brain, and said that he is not a Christian either.

I guess throw whatever you can and see what sticks to the wall, right?

At least one Louisiana Senator had the good sense to help repeal the Creationist law for schools this week that excluded teaching evolution,a fact-based science, in classes there. It gives me hope that there are some Southerners that do live with us in the 21st century.
How that law remained on the books for more than three years is amazing - talk about putting your kids at a global disadvantage. I guess they have just gotten the news that the earth is not flat too.

I would say it is laughable, but when Americans start believing the shit that Santorum is shoveling, there's a serious cause for concern.

Santorum stated that going to college changes the "Christian way of thinking". Mind you, this is coming from a guy who has a few graduate degrees under his belt. Do as I say, not as I've done.
He got his but doesn't want you to get yours.

Talk about hypocrisy!

Basically, Santorum said I want all Americans uneducated.
That way, the major corporations that are backing my "Christian" ass don't have to pay you a high salary with benefits, cause you believed the hype.

Rick "Slave to Sweater Vests" Santorum has also tried to call the President "an elitist" for wanting people to be able to get higher education if they want it, the operative words being, "if they want it". Ricky out-right lied and said the President wants everyone to go to college, damn him! How effin crazy is that?

Has anyone wondered why Republicans, at least the high ranking Republicans have not endorsed or backed Santorum or Romney?

They're nervous of the prospect that either one of these guys could successfully represent their party against Mr. Obama.

Which brings us back to the Tea Party and the Republican party, (basically the same party), trying anything and everything to discourage voters away from the President.

The desperation is amazing and reaching fantastical proportions!

I'm just waiting for Fox News, Rush "Limpdick" Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Michele Malkin, the Breitbart Report, and the Tea party to come up with the next lie made straight for fiction and TV.

Let's see: Mr. President...

You love your wife and don't seem to be an adulterer.
Seems to be a great and attentive father to your children.
A methodical thinker who analyzes the facts and tries to make decisions for the long term.
Don't throw tantrums or fits or goes to war because "God told you to".
You try and make sure to look out for the poor and middle class despite the efforts of Congress to block meaningful legislation for the lower classes.
You try not to play the good ole boys game.

Wait...that's not a man that should be President.

He's a FUCKING HUMAN BEING!

Monday, March 12, 2012

Limbaugh: Sandra Fluke is not a ‘slut’ or ‘prostitute’

Whenever you speak the earth shakes, Rush Limpdick. Sure she is, Rush, because when you say it, it has to be the truth, right?

Without regard as usual for accuracy or facts this is was the comment that started it all:

"What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex -- what does that make her?
It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.
She wants to be paid to have sex.
She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception.
She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex".

Really, Rush Limpdick, anything for ratings right?

The man known for his rational and sensible thinking skills was forced to apologize to Sandra Fluke, the brave law student who decided to take part in the recent birth control hearing in Congress recently.

She commented not on any public assistance programs that would use taxpayers’ money for contraceptives; but on insurance co-pay and availability of birth control plans offered by insurers.

Very different from the trash that old Limp was trying to pass off as truth.

There's nothing like advertisers detaching themselves from your sorry ass for you to try and sing a different tune.

Screw with a person's money, and they will slapstick, moonwalk, doubletalk, talk in tongues, turn a trick, or whatever you want them to do, to keep them checks rolling in.

The Fat Man is no exception.

I love the comments and comparisons that Limpsick has made in the past....

"If they were rappers, they would get awards."

"I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement — especially when walking behind it."

"We've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax."

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."

"Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."

"They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it."

"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

"If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people, I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.

“That people say crazy things about Sarah Palin and nothings done".

Very short memory Limpdick - not so long ago, Palin was the reason for the chaos last year regarding the shooting of Congresswoman Giffords and others, with that crosshairs bullshit. I didn't see your biased and wholly inappropriate ass calling her out!

Now, we're up to twelve sponsors and counting that have jumped ship.
Through it all, old pompous ass Rush, keeps that ego and that piehole running - probably with the help of some more illegal prescription meds that got him into trouble before, his being high or mentally deficient is the only justification for the things that ooze out of that cesspool he calls a mouth!

"We have sponsors waiting to advertise", he still rants as if this too shall pass. I guess he thinks if he says it, it will be true.

What I don't appreciate, is the media calling this shit his Don Imus moment.
No it isn't. It's another man acting a fool through national media and at a woman's expense, which unfortunately, we've become accustomed.

What's even more disturbing, when all this blows over, Limpdick's sponsors will return to a degree.

I applaud Ms. Fluke for not accepting Limpdick's apology, why should she?

He didn’t mean it.

So many times men say crazy, do crazy, and act crazy towards women, and we view it as acceptable behavior, shrug our shoulders, and wait on the next insult.

I wanted to wait a few days before posting anything about this idiot.

I wanted to make sure advertisers weren't trying to get back into to bed with Rush on the hush-hush.

Now advertisers are saying that they would never sponsor a person like Rush.

That in itself is bullshit.
That fool is on the air, because you bitches know he creates controversy.

For some reason you think listeners attracked to Rush would be attracted to your product.

Get a grip, get a clue and get a fucking life.
Doesn't work.

A Tale of Three Short Stories Involving Stupidity

In the first of our tales, it seems that the threats that Jennifer Hudson’s brother-in-law’s made against her family is going to be admissible in his upcoming trial.
William Balfour,the idiot now ex-husband of Jennifer Hudson's sister, Julia, made numerous threats leading up to the murders of three members of the Hudson clan.
The defense didn't want the public to hear any of the rants and threats towards the Hudson family and lost their final request to have the details banned from trial.

William became upset that Julian traded up on his ass, rightfully so, and decided to get another fella - one with a job and hobbies other than drinking a 40 while sitting out front in his boy's car and standing in front of the neighborhood liquor store watching day turn into night.

Could you blame her?

I'd get tired of seeing that white t-shirt wearing idiot, gang banging, being ignorant, and twisting his damn fingers too.

Short Stack later became so enraged that he shot, no, he murdered,the mother and the brother of Julia and Jennifer, and for his sick finale murdered Julia's son after a day's search for him.

So, let's just say, Balfour, you will be spending the last years of your life in prison. In other words, enjoy becoming someone's Bottom Bitch - don't forget your lube!

Our second tale involves a woman who threw alcohol in a CTA driver’s face during a weekend's fare dispute.

I know I shouldn't type this, but this is one of those occasions where you wish that maybe the person was diagnosed as missing a few screws. It would explain a lot about their actions. Unfortunately, that kind of information hasn't come to light yet, so, this is just effed up!

Our liquid wielding damsel's name is Patricia Washington. Seems that, Patty became upset with the CTA bus driver when he told her that the bus pass she tried to use was invalid and no good.
When the driver asked Patty to leave the bus, Patricia pulled out the closest thing to a weapon out of her purse that she could find - rubbing alcohol, and proceeded to toss it in the bus driver's face.

Well, witnesses on the bus got involved and when the smoke cleared, you had two people in the hospital. One patient being the bus driver, who suffered chemical burns to the eye, and the other patient being Patty.
Apparently, the witnesses opened a can of whip ass on Patty, before she was taken into custody...serves her right for making them late and having to fill out witness reports!

Our last story in our trio of stupid stories, involves two teen girls in China who committed suicide to travel back in time - no, you read right!

The two friends wanted to travel back in time to find a remote that one had misplaced. It seems that the girl was extremely afraid to tell her parents and afraid of the discipline that would follow, so one of them or both, came up with the idea of traveling back in time to find the remote. They got this idea from a popular television program there....talk about some Back to the Future ish!

I don't think they were able to make it back to the past....wherever they are now, I do believe they wish they could go back in time, to undo this stupid ass act of suicide.

You think China censorship is harsh now....

Just wait, the whole country will be subjected to only Godzilla movies and Spectra Man 24/7.

Is it just me, or are kids getting dumb as hell when it comes to common sense? Has all this computer gameplay made them oblivious to real life and its pitfalls? Life ain't the Sims, kids.

I loved Fat Albert as a kid, but I knew I shouldn't drag my ass through a dumpsite or junkyard to hang out with my friends.

Now, young folks need a block of instructions for everything.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

GLAAD Fires Back After 'Growing Pains' Star Kirk Cameron Calls Homosexuality 'Unnatural'

I guess its Kirk Camerons turn to be an ass.

Here's some of Kirk's quotes regarding same sex marriage:

It's unnatural.
Destructive.
Detrimental.
Ultimately Detructive to Civilization

He goes on to say that marriage is old as dirt, as defined by the Bible, and we shouldn't redefine marriage.

Oh, but Mr. Cameron, those in control have added and changed verbiage in the Bible since the beginning. I guess you think that it hasn't been tampered with in all these years and is complete?

So whats the explanation behind that?

Which leads ME to believe, man has manipulated the word for centuries.
How is something that is supposed to be so sacred, manages to get rewrites, as if its a script, depending on the time period? Hmmm?

My other question, my evangelical Christian friends, is where the fuck are you, and other so-called men of God, when other Christians are acting out.

Let me share with you some destructive shit, Mr. Cameron!

Just recently a Christian education professor and self-proclaimed "Christian", at a Christian institution in Illinois was arrested for child pornography and illegal gun possession.

And who can forget Reverend Eddie Long, Atlanta's biggest Christian gay basher, who was recently involved in some steamy homosexual affairs, and had to settle a few lawsuits, partially with church money.
Apparently, I guess while holding the Bible, ole Mr. Long, was sticking it to the young boys in Georgia, giving them his own brand of "the Word".

Let's not even talk about the Pope's docile and silence over the Catholic Church having to bailout all the horny clergy, that have helped themselves to little boys and ruined lives.

I can't go into depth with all the "unnatural" bullshit we read about from "so-called" religious Christians, men of the Lord, or whatever the hell title they choose to give themselves these days.

Note to you and your kind:

This shit is stupid and tired.

This is what's "detrimental" and "ultimately destructive" Kirk to everyone.

So again, Kirk, I ask where are you and other so called leaders of the pack when your fellow standard bearers are committing horrendous and lewd acts while judging others for living their own lives, and gasp, leading a good life?

I think for the most part, you guys want the publicity, just to get a rise out of folks, or maybe to put down others to feel better about yourself because you think you have the right. Well, you don't.

I haven't seen or heard from your crank ass in years. Does "Growing Pains" even show in re-runs anymore?
Now all of a sudden you get fifteen minutes on CNN, you're trending in the top ten internet searches, and you think your opinion really matters now. Uhh, no, Kirk, no it doesn't - kind of like your acting career.

So, for every time one of you "I do this shit, for profit Christians" come out of the woodwork to bash the gay community, look for me.

I'm that bitch that will give you a quick reminder.

Get your own community in order, then holla at a sister when you all are living right.
In the meantime, just sitting here waiting for the next idiot to speak.

Perfection Required For Scoring a Slot at Some CPS College Preps

I remember as a kid, there were a few things that you had to do, to get accepted to a good school. The most important was getting exceptional grades.

The reading the way this new flawed system is set up now by the CPS, there's entirely too much pressure on kids - they won't have a chance to enjoy just being a kid.

To be even considered for admittance into a college prep school, the minimum score is 896 out of a possible 900 - no, that's not a typo. In some cases, it's 895 out of a possible 900. There's absolutely no room for error.

So now, we have kids damn near ready to take their own lives because they've needed straight A's since preschool to qualify for a “good” school.

Here's where it gets fucked up.

There are four tiers, that decide a kids fate.

Tier 1 describes a kid not in the best financial circumstance, in other words, poor.
Tiers 2 and 3 describe the lower class to the middle class, and Tier 4 is a kid from a more affluent family.

These special schools were created to keep the middle class from "bailing out of the system", and the system is treating the middle class like shit, as usual.

And here's why:

All the elite public high schools, require a kid from a middle class, (Tier3) family, to score more points than say a poor, (Tier 1), or a rich kid, (Tier 4).

Even if a middle class kid scores the same as say a poor or affluent kid, the middle class kid is looked over, and will be given a second or sometimes a third option.

Let's be real.

A lot also has to do with who you know...Right Rahm Emanuel?

My personal opinion is it's a little too much. I don't like people reciting information they got from "data" or a census that may determine why these dumbass decisions are made regarding a kid’s future. That information itself is false and debatable, and then you have to ask yourself, according to whom?

The middle class has been getting it in the ass in the workplace and in tax situations, for as long as I can remember. Now we’re asking the offspring of the middle class to sacrifice as well.

I guess they will be satisfied when there is no middle class left, which is the way things are going. These are the first generations of Americans that will not be doing as well financially than their parents, and even grandparents in some cases.

When is enough, enough?

This shit is so unfair. Middle class parents just want a level playing field for their children. Please cease with the smoke screens and just be honest for once.

Tell me upfront that my kid has as much chance of getting into one of the elite schools as a snowball’s chance in Hell. To get a decent education, you have to underprivileged or over privileged now – there is no middle ground.

You already know, that once some of these kids manage to get into these elite public schools, that's when we find out how fucking dumb they really are. That's when you realize mommy and daddy pulled some strings to get these mentally challenged fucks into the “right” schools.

They are so worried about the middle class bailing out on the system, when it's the other way around.

The system bailed out on the middle class a long time ago.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Chicago Gangs Getting Pushed Out of City and Into The Suburbs

The latest news is that Chicago gangs are moving west, into the western suburbs, that is, and the police have all these theories, as to why this is happening.

The demolition of housing projects.
I agree, when these hoodlums' baby mamas were given a new place to stay, part of the bargain is that they were told that only you and your six kids by six different daddies could reside there. Basically, when they release that clown you call "your man" from jail, he needs to find a new place to go.

Another theory is that gang members have found it more lucrative to buglarize homes in the suburbs. I agree, you can't keep robbing poor folks, it takes too long for us to replenish shit. You have to wait to rob our asses again around tax season.

The majority of the folks that are being arrested are juvneniles.
Kids know that shit won't happen to them, that's why they do these crimes, they get caught, released, and start all over again.

I thought that most suburbanites had weapons hanging next to a moose head or something like that, you know, those hardcore supporters of the "right to bear arms" types. I was under the impression that all the men and boys out there hunt. I imagine that there's nothing like hunting a bitch down crawling through your window attempting to rob you.

Here's my take on the situation...

You folks better get it together out there.

You see, I'm the type that would pretend I'm not home and just empty a whole case of hollow points on that fool when they try to break in.

I refuse to work hard for my shit, to have Ray-Ray and them, do a drive by/ walk through of my house.

Again, you folks in the burbs better get it together - the bad parts of the city are right on your doorstep.

From Darkey Springs to N***** Creek: America's Most Offensive Place Names revealed

Just reading this made me cringe. We are in the year 2012. Really?

Then again, the way America is, why the hell would I expect any different?
I don't have a comment, I just wanted to share.

From Jewtown in Georgia, to Wop Draw in Wyoming, thousands of places across the United States give an insight into our country's divisive past.

What do you think?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106995/From-Jewtown-N---Creek-Americas-offensive-place-names.html#ixzz1npkCr7SU
There are 797 places with the name 'Negro'.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106995/From-Jewtown-N---Creek-Americas-offensive-place-names.html#ixzz1npkKj4qA