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McCarthy: Nearly 1,100 Guns Seized So Far This Year!

That's the headline that I read!

I was wondering what was McCarthy thinking about while posting this statistic?

Was he looking for browning points?                                                                                                  

                                                                                                                                  (                                                                                                                                               (credit: ThinkStock

Was he hoping that we would forget about the lives that have been lost to gun violence?

Well, let me tell you what I don't see.

I don't see crime of any kind down in the city of Chicago.

I'm certain that the 1,100 guns that were seized, none were connected to any of the recent murders.

I'm not impresssed McCarthy or Mr. Mayor.

The last time McCarthy bragged about a situation, (no murders over the weekend)the homies went on a killing spree.

Right after patting himself on the back, we lost seven people starting that Monday.

We are now considered the murder capital of the U.S.A.

Wow!! Now that's bragging rights to some shit!! 

We couldn't stop being stupid for one day. 

The President came to Chicago to speak about gun control.

One of the young ladies standing behind him, was gunned down later on.

Through all this Rahm. Oh Rahm!! How disappointed I am.

The only time I hear from this nine finger fuck is when he's found a new way to get revenue out of the folks that voted for him.

Better yet I wish he would bully crime, the way he bullied the teacher's union!!!

Nope. That won't happen. Rahm like the suckass he put into this position, don't have a clue what to do!!

So guys, keep giving yourself all the praise you THINK you deserve!

After bragging about seizing guns, let's see how many guns will be used towards innocent victims this week!

Foot Soldiers

What I'm about to discuss is nothing new.

I don't think it's quite sunk in to folks to the masses.

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding?!!!

The people that are most affected, probably won't read this!

Politicians want to charge consumers a higher tax on athletic shoes.

That's right gym shoes, running shoe, Cole Hahn with the Nike bubble, hell, maybe even Skechers!!

The reason behind this higher tax?

To help the funding of  programs.

What are those programs you ask?

I'll call "Low Income" programs.

Food, shelter, jobs and child care... and whatever bullshit programs they decide to lie about.

In other words if "Laquisha" keeps having kids and she can't afford child care, guess what?

Your Air Jordan's are footing the bill!

If "Bud from the Militia" has a drug problem and needs a check  guess what?

Your New Balance is giving him a new life.

If  Hector is released from prison and needs job training, guess what?

Your Adidas is aiding him.

This is one of the brightest and dumbest ideas ever concocted by politicians!

The majority of people that buy sneakers are Minorities!

Minorities single handily have put placed Air Jordans as the top selling shoe of all time.

No correction is needed.

In the beginning it was the minority (majority) buying that overpriced shoe.

We've made it cool to splurge on a $250 sneaker.

Politicians are thinking, well if folks can afford to buy a pair of shoes a week, then
maybe we will pay the extra tax.

We are already paying a king's ransom for alcohol, cigarettes and water.

People bitched and griped about the extra money they pay for these items, yet we still purchase.

Politicians realize the same with sneakers.

We want the next big thing (sneaker).

We will stand in line, fight for position and damn near trample a person for a pair of shoes.

I love sneakers too. But, I be damned if  I pay over $50 for a shoe.

As usual politicians sneak some shit in on folks and no ones paying attention!

Politicians know that if its something we love, we will continue to buy!

Just waiting on the next pimp move.

I wonder how much is going to cost to just fucking breath?!!!

Sweat Shops

Why are do we worry so much about other countries?

Why are we so quick to pass judgement towards countries that handle matters differently?

When will national programs like 20/20, Fox News, NBC or CBS report the obvious?

We are swift with criticism towards countries like: China, Taiwan, and other places outside

of America, when in fact we have sweat shops right here in our back yard!

Think about it. Corporate America, has seen fit to cut jobs and ask new employees to accept
 minimum RAGE as a means to survive.

Let's remember folks minimum rage is 8.25 in the state of Illinois. So imagine if you're living in the southern states. The cost of LIVING is lower which means so is their minimum RAGE.

That being said. corporate now wants me and you to bust our asses for that shitty amount.

Boehner says that what we make is more than enough.

That I can make ends meet with that pay rate.

Also understand that workers no longer get the full forty hours either.

So, Republicans/Democrats/Indepents/Tea Party how are Americans suppose to survive.

That's why corporate America should be called the corporate sweat shops of the world.

Were being treated just like folks overseas.

Companies have it al figured out.

Cut corners, by cutting cost of employees(pay rate), cut hours, work the fuck out of us, treat us like shit.

Try to take what little dignity that we have left and shove it down our throat!

I can bitch about it because, I'm experiencing this shit myself!

Seeing it first hand, how little thought, concern or sympathy goes into the decision making.

I'm referring to the little man/woman.

As for me, I have a worse than some, but far better than others.

I don't have a husband who was just laid off!

I don't have two teenage daughters\!

I don't have a mortgage!

I don't have a car note!

Now let's tack on all the other shit caving in around us.

Chicago Transit Authority is increasing our fare.

Chicago has now become the murder capital of the world!!

So lets see, I have to duck and dodge bullets trying to get to the train station!

Only to be told there's an  equipment problem. (Brand New Train)

Then get to my job and work 7.5 hours of 8.25 an hour!

It gets better...I have to do the same shit on the way home!!

SMILE!!!!

Part II

Not sure if I was suppose to laugh or sit there with my mouth wide open.

I'm referring to Clint Eastwood's rendition of old man on a rant.

There has to be a reason why Cackling Clint behaved the way he did.

Maybe it was happy hour and he had a few sips before going on stage.

Maybe it was a medical problem.

Medicine? Nope that wasn't it.

Senile? Quite possibly. No he's one of the sharpest TOOLS out there, even for an old fart.

Then again, when you have an eighty two year old man speaking to an empty chair, what the fuck an I suppose to conclude?

Out of all the celebrities that Mitt could get, he chose Cranky Clint.

This shit didn't help your cause, it hurt you even more.

You have thousands of people in an arena, trying to muster up a giggle to make this fool feel good about himself.

The runaway rambling  that would not stop. 

I never knew Clint was a comedian. I don't think Clint knows he's not.

Some celebrities should stay on the sidelines and obviously, "Make my day" is one of them.

I won't lie, it was fun and painful watching that train wreck, until Mitt Rich Romney took the stage.

By doing so, Mittster made it more apparent that he is not the man for the job.

He's stiff as hell and Paul Ryan is a rambling, over the top, drama queen.

Where's the middle ground?

Nowhere.

So in order to get the black vote, the media and  Ryan's camp wants us to know he date a black women.

So did I at one time!

MESSAGE: No one cares!

Ryan, stay true to what your main focus is.

That would be putting every vagina in a cookie jar, under your and ASSHOLE AKINS'S control!

I will  probably go overboard. As a woman reading this post, it should piss you off every time you see that
pretty fucker on television!

As far as speaking about the economy, it won't be decent for the next twelve years.

We can thank the Republican party for that.

Republican Convention

Here's my take on what I saw.

Let's start with Mama Romney or Mrs. Mitt.

To say that your husband understands or can relate in any fashion to the ninety nine percent is an insult and a bold slap in the face to us that are struggling!

There is nothing normal about having money tucked away Swiss bank accounts!

There is nothing normal about nontaxable money hidden in the Cayman Islands!

There is nothing normal about shutting down companies to send those jobs overseas!

We can't relate to a person that owns quite possibly more than six homes!

We can't relate to a person that's made so much money, that he refuses to give information about his taxes!

Now Mrs. is harassing  the Latino community.

Mrs. Mitt claims the democratic party is pulling trickery and blinders over the Latino community's eyes.

"He feels your pain", "If you help him get into office, you are the first on his agenda"

She's right about that. No Dream Act or any other agenda that may benefit.

It will open season on the Latino community.

Which let's me segue into  Marco Rubio.

He was the token along with Condeleeza Rice.

Have Rubio do an introduction and BAM! Ole Mittster has locked up the Latino vote.

Rubio is just like any other token, when it benefits him or the party he uses the old my family came here as immigrants card.

Really who gives a fuck!

Your family busted their ass to get you to where you are and what's your way of paying it forward?

Screw that ninety nine percent!

It will always baffle me, how is it that broke folks want to vote for people that don't care about broke folks?

Now Paul Ryan.

I didn't have a segue for this moron.

You ever notice the way Paul speaks, it always sounds like a sense of urgency.

The same scare tactic that Bush used to get re-elected.

I don't have the words to describe how much this guy makes my crotch hurt! Literally!

He was not the best candidate for the job.

He was the youngest and I guess the cutest.

McCain said when he ran against  Mitt, "Mitt wasn't qualified"

These motherfuckers are the most flip flopping group I have ever seen in my lifetime.

Rambling Romney recently stated "there's nothing wrong with success".

For once, you are right. The shame of it all is that the one percent doesn't want to see ninety nine percent succeed.

Because of that and many other reasons, I have to vote to make sure you and the crotch catcher don't SUCCEED!!!!!

Paul Ryan

Oh my god...He works out!

Oh my god...He has a great body!

Blah, blah, fucking blah!!

Please people!

Give me a break!

 When you have a guy that scares some Republicans, that's saying something.
 
Let's get the back story on Paul "your vagina is mine" Ryan.

Paul doesn't just work out in the gym.

He spends the majority of his time working over anyone that's not in a high tax bracket.

First, senior citizens: Paul has been given the name "the kill medicare guy".

Get rid of medicare and privatize social security!

When anything is privatized, here comes corporations from afar to put their two cents

in how things should be run.

Get it corporations, big time donors for his Ryan's campaign.

I have a theory Mr. Budget, why not tax the rich more?

Women: Paul wants to do everything to a vagina but poke one.

The latest is that "rape is a form  of contraception" Huh?

Ryan and Akin are on the forefront of this crap!

Let me clarify, as a women, I have no say so what's going on with my crotch.

Here come the spend doctors.

Referring to Ryan and Akins comments: "Well those comments are just distractions."

No motherfucker, they are not! What little they have, these two morons were saying what was on their minds!

This shit ain't brand new about Ryan.

Romney knew what he had' I'll call "crotch capitalist" on his hands.

Romney has no control over a man that has control issues.

But because he knew sorry ass women with wet undies would fall for Ryan.

Get the women vote at any cost, including passing bills that give "corral a crotch" Ryan the power to do what he wants with my friend.

Ladies, that would not be a victory for vaginas.

No say, no opinion, no voice  nothing!

That's exactly the America I want live in and prosper.

I despise everything that Paul stands for.

He's an elitist, extremist and most of all a capitalist!

If you are a broke bitch old or young bitch, he could care less.

There are so many negatives on Ryan, that I can't not post them all.

I just happen to talk about the three major reasons why this fool is poison.

When I see the so called powerful women in politics, celebrities not finding a microphone and voicing their thoughts about this idiot, I become more enraged.

Where the fuck is Republican first lady Elisabeth Hasselbeck, powerful Republican women?

I know has usual sitting there and being quiet, like the good "STEPFORD WIFE"!!!!

Mitt Romney/ Paul Ryan

I'll never understand the way most Americans think.

Specifically Republican Americans. I don't get it.

We have before us two guys that are the polar opposites except when it comes to keeping the poor, middle class and anyone over sixty five years old at that 99% mark.

Let's start with Mitt.

 America still isn't sold on this guy.

Exactly how long did it take for him to officially win the nomination?

But Republicans as usual will take what they can get.

Mitt Romney flip-flops so much, he should  ask the Olympic committee to add it as a sport  for the 2016 games.

The coming debates should be entertaining.

We know when rich Mitt gets flustered, he has a tendency to stutter and become upset.

Let's just see between the giggling, lying and screaming what happens.

The GOP isn't  sold on him, their just going with the flow.

As for that goof troop of Republicans that not so long ago,  were running against him, are now

brown nosing and praising the guy.

Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and a select few are hoping for something in return  on their investment.

The most alarming of all is his V.P. running mate Paul Ryan.

Mitt is has yet to back Ryan on a lot of his backwoods statements that he's made lately.

Can't blame the guy.

 Sooner or later Mitt, I need to know if you feel the same way.

Not for my sake. I'm not voting for you.

You need to let the millions of dummies that chose you as a last resort!

Now turning my attention to Paul Ryan!