An Ex

This is for the people out there that don't understand because of their fucked up ways,why or refuse to realize why they are alone.

I will quote what you say and then I will quote what you should say.

You: If you took your partner for granted(assuming they are your maid or personal slave).

The other you: Take the initiative to clean, wash clothes. If you can't cook, take your partner somewhere other than TGIF or Harold's Chicken! Tell your partner you appreciate everything that they do for you. No matter how small the task, an acknowledgment goes a long way.

You: If you never have anything nice to say.(The "B" word or Hoe)

The other you; How's this, "baby you look good", or "baby I missed you today".

Also, start calling your woman just that YOUR WOMAN!!!. 

This shit doesn't make you a punk, you're being what's called a grown up!

You: Always negative, life is just riding your ass into a quick depression.

The other you: Shit could always be worse. Keep your head up. Your partner would like to know at some point life is okay.

Here's a hint: If your partner just listened and  never has anything to say, chances are the motherfucker is planning an escape. I don't want to hear that shit everyday. It's annoying and a complete turn off.

If you doing all the griping, when do you have time to listen to me?

The other you: Pick one or two days out of the week to bitch! Or sometimes just shut the fuck up!

Pretend that shits okay! 

You: Arguing, fighting and loud! Laying hands on a motherfucker ain't cool. The line of work I'm in, and the shit I carry, I could easily knock your ass into the afterlife!! I'm not a fighter. So, for me to fight all day at work and have to come home and trade blows is a no-no!! Showing your ass in public or in front of my friends, brings on an early dismissal! Young people could really learn from this. The screaming isn't necessary outside or at home. If I bug you that much, might I suggest you exit your ghetto ass left off the stage!! 

The other you: Keeps drama to a minimum. If I ain't cheating or hanging til the wee hours of the morning, my house hold needs to remain at peace. If you got all that extra energy, try using that shit towards something positive. I don't know, possibly a hobby. When I'm good and not stressed, things get done and my mind is clear. Which means you get the world.

You: Weak, can't do for self. I don't like weak woman, not even as a friend.  Learn to manage your life as if I didn't exist. I asked an ex once, if I drop dead right now, what would you do? Life carries on without my narrow ass!! The sun doesn't rise or set on me. We don't have to do everything together. I call that crowding. We need our space from each other from time to time.

The other you: Getting shit done without me saying anything or waiting on me to do it. Me doing shit all the time, is not taking charge, that just means you are lazy as fuck! I'm okay with you taking the wheel sometimes and driving. I admire any woman that has the drive to hustle(legally), knows what she wants and will do anything (legally) to get it done. Such a turn on!!

Here are a few reasons why you are an "EX"

Cheating: The reason: I was never home. So, my busting my ass on two jobs, gives you a free pass I guess!

Partying: If you like to "turn up" and shut the bars down, you should not be in a relationship. Who the fuck wants to wait on a drunk chick to get home? Then depending on what type of drunk you are either we are fighting or you going to sleep. No, I'm not screwing a drunk person\, unless we are drunk together.

Assuming: Saved this gem for last. Your partner never says a damn word. House is a mess, you're a mess, relationship is a mess. The one thing you are positive about is I would never leave you or that I have nowhere else to go. Remember(planning an escape) for all  the reasons that I stated is why you are an "EX"!!!!!

Ridiculous! You have no background on the situation and absolutely no idea what actually happened and yet you still spew forth your race-baiting liberal garbage.

Not sure who Zionpastor is, but he felt compelled to comment about another "STAND YOUR GROUND"

 incident that took place in Florida.

The post in question is titled  "another stand your ground".

If you have not read it, please do so before reading the rant forth coming.

I was told I don't have any background on the case and I'm race baiting.

He's right I don't have any background.

I will say I don't race bait.

It appears lately that it's the same situation.

We'll call it deja "fucking" vu!

Black person unarmed, white person feels threatened and pow black person dead and can't testify because

his ass is crossing the road into after life.

Zionpastor, how the fuck is that race baiting. The BAIT is being BLACK!!

I'm sick of white folks using the "STAND YOUR GROUND" cop out!

I guess that's the new thing.

 Playing the insanity card  doesn't work anymore.

In the past two years (what the media allows us to know), there have been five incidents of people using the 

"STAND YOUR GROUND" plea.

Four black people are dead.

 One is alive.

Let's discuss the one that survived.

His wife (black) fired a warning shot in the air. 

She used "STAND YOUR GROUND and was given twenty years in prison.!!!!!

Wow how about that?! 

Same state, same circumstances, but denied the same plea!!!

Ambulance chaser Jesse Jackson waited over a year to visit. 

Black folks: 0- THE SYSTEM: 1!!

That's not race baiting Zionpastor, that's reality!

The two black men that were murdered  in their car by the guy you are defending, were unarmed and 

SITTING in their car.

 What harm can a person do to you while sitting (unarmed)?! 

 The killer in question used "STAND YOUR GROUND"

That's not race baiting Zionpastor tha'ts reality!

Black folks: 0 - White folks: 2!

Trayvon Martin was walking home with a pack of skittles and a tea.

He was profiled, pursued, approached and ASSASSINATED by that fat fuck Zimmerman!!

In Zimmerman's case the media tried so hard to portray Martin as aggressive and a kid who was put out of 

his misery by Zimmerman.

This is my theory, Zimmerman approached Martin and expected Martin to be submissive.

When that didn't happen, an altercation occurred.

Martin started whipping that ass and that's when he was fucking murdered!!

Zimmerman used "STAND YOUR GROUND".

That's not race baiting Zionpastor, that's reality!!!

Black folks: 0- White folks: 3

Fast forward July/2013,  black people sitting in a car parked in  the lot of a convenience store.

White male pulls up next the car. 

He felt threatened after asking them to turn their music down.

White male turns the vehicle into target practice and MURDERS one of the men in the car!

Guess what? He uses "STAND YOUR GROUND"!

Black folks:0- White folks 4

THAT'S NOT RACE BAITING zionpastor, THAT'S REALITY!!!

Unfortunately its white folks reality and a nightmare for black AMERUKANS in Florida!!!!

 "The Sunshine State"

Hooray for Helpless!!

McCarthy: Nearly 1,100 Guns Seized So Far This Year!

That's the headline that I read!

I was wondering what was McCarthy thinking about while posting this statistic?

Was he looking for browning points?                                                                                                  

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Was he hoping that we would forget about the lives that have been lost to gun violence?

Well, let me tell you what I don't see.

I don't see crime of any kind down in the city of Chicago.

I'm certain that the 1,100 guns that were seized, none were connected to any of the recent murders.

I'm not impresssed McCarthy or Mr. Mayor.

The last time McCarthy bragged about a situation, (no murders over the weekend)the homies went on a killing spree.

Right after patting himself on the back, we lost seven people starting that Monday.

We are now considered the murder capital of the U.S.A.

Wow!! Now that's bragging rights to some shit!! 

We couldn't stop being stupid for one day. 

The President came to Chicago to speak about gun control.

One of the young ladies standing behind him, was gunned down later on.

Through all this Rahm. Oh Rahm!! How disappointed I am.

The only time I hear from this nine finger fuck is when he's found a new way to get revenue out of the folks that voted for him.

Better yet I wish he would bully crime, the way he bullied the teacher's union!!!

Nope. That won't happen. Rahm like the suckass he put into this position, don't have a clue what to do!!

So guys, keep giving yourself all the praise you THINK you deserve!

After bragging about seizing guns, let's see how many guns will be used towards innocent victims this week!

Foot Soldiers

What I'm about to discuss is nothing new.

I don't think it's quite sunk in to folks to the masses.

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding?!!!

The people that are most affected, probably won't read this!

Politicians want to charge consumers a higher tax on athletic shoes.

That's right gym shoes, running shoe, Cole Hahn with the Nike bubble, hell, maybe even Skechers!!

The reason behind this higher tax?

To help the funding of  programs.

What are those programs you ask?

I'll call "Low Income" programs.

Food, shelter, jobs and child care... and whatever bullshit programs they decide to lie about.

In other words if "Laquisha" keeps having kids and she can't afford child care, guess what?

Your Air Jordan's are footing the bill!

If "Bud from the Militia" has a drug problem and needs a check  guess what?

Your New Balance is giving him a new life.

If  Hector is released from prison and needs job training, guess what?

Your Adidas is aiding him.

This is one of the brightest and dumbest ideas ever concocted by politicians!

The majority of people that buy sneakers are Minorities!

Minorities single handily have put placed Air Jordans as the top selling shoe of all time.

No correction is needed.

In the beginning it was the minority (majority) buying that overpriced shoe.

We've made it cool to splurge on a $250 sneaker.

Politicians are thinking, well if folks can afford to buy a pair of shoes a week, then
maybe we will pay the extra tax.

We are already paying a king's ransom for alcohol, cigarettes and water.

People bitched and griped about the extra money they pay for these items, yet we still purchase.

Politicians realize the same with sneakers.

We want the next big thing (sneaker).

We will stand in line, fight for position and damn near trample a person for a pair of shoes.

I love sneakers too. But, I be damned if  I pay over $50 for a shoe.

As usual politicians sneak some shit in on folks and no ones paying attention!

Politicians know that if its something we love, we will continue to buy!

Just waiting on the next pimp move.

I wonder how much is going to cost to just fucking breath?!!!

Sweat Shops

Why are do we worry so much about other countries?

Why are we so quick to pass judgement towards countries that handle matters differently?

When will national programs like 20/20, Fox News, NBC or CBS report the obvious?

We are swift with criticism towards countries like: China, Taiwan, and other places outside

of America, when in fact we have sweat shops right here in our back yard!

Think about it. Corporate America, has seen fit to cut jobs and ask new employees to accept
 minimum RAGE as a means to survive.

Let's remember folks minimum rage is 8.25 in the state of Illinois. So imagine if you're living in the southern states. The cost of LIVING is lower which means so is their minimum RAGE.

That being said. corporate now wants me and you to bust our asses for that shitty amount.

Boehner says that what we make is more than enough.

That I can make ends meet with that pay rate.

Also understand that workers no longer get the full forty hours either.

So, Republicans/Democrats/Indepents/Tea Party how are Americans suppose to survive.

That's why corporate America should be called the corporate sweat shops of the world.

Were being treated just like folks overseas.

Companies have it al figured out.

Cut corners, by cutting cost of employees(pay rate), cut hours, work the fuck out of us, treat us like shit.

Try to take what little dignity that we have left and shove it down our throat!

I can bitch about it because, I'm experiencing this shit myself!

Seeing it first hand, how little thought, concern or sympathy goes into the decision making.

I'm referring to the little man/woman.

As for me, I have a worse than some, but far better than others.

I don't have a husband who was just laid off!

I don't have two teenage daughters\!

I don't have a mortgage!

I don't have a car note!

Now let's tack on all the other shit caving in around us.

Chicago Transit Authority is increasing our fare.

Chicago has now become the murder capital of the world!!

So lets see, I have to duck and dodge bullets trying to get to the train station!

Only to be told there's an  equipment problem. (Brand New Train)

Then get to my job and work 7.5 hours of 8.25 an hour!

It gets better...I have to do the same shit on the way home!!

SMILE!!!!

Part II

Not sure if I was suppose to laugh or sit there with my mouth wide open.

I'm referring to Clint Eastwood's rendition of old man on a rant.

There has to be a reason why Cackling Clint behaved the way he did.

Maybe it was happy hour and he had a few sips before going on stage.

Maybe it was a medical problem.

Medicine? Nope that wasn't it.

Senile? Quite possibly. No he's one of the sharpest TOOLS out there, even for an old fart.

Then again, when you have an eighty two year old man speaking to an empty chair, what the fuck an I suppose to conclude?

Out of all the celebrities that Mitt could get, he chose Cranky Clint.

This shit didn't help your cause, it hurt you even more.

You have thousands of people in an arena, trying to muster up a giggle to make this fool feel good about himself.

The runaway rambling  that would not stop. 

I never knew Clint was a comedian. I don't think Clint knows he's not.

Some celebrities should stay on the sidelines and obviously, "Make my day" is one of them.

I won't lie, it was fun and painful watching that train wreck, until Mitt Rich Romney took the stage.

By doing so, Mittster made it more apparent that he is not the man for the job.

He's stiff as hell and Paul Ryan is a rambling, over the top, drama queen.

Where's the middle ground?

Nowhere.

So in order to get the black vote, the media and  Ryan's camp wants us to know he date a black women.

So did I at one time!

MESSAGE: No one cares!

Ryan, stay true to what your main focus is.

That would be putting every vagina in a cookie jar, under your and ASSHOLE AKINS'S control!

I will  probably go overboard. As a woman reading this post, it should piss you off every time you see that
pretty fucker on television!

As far as speaking about the economy, it won't be decent for the next twelve years.

We can thank the Republican party for that.

Republican Convention

Here's my take on what I saw.

Let's start with Mama Romney or Mrs. Mitt.

To say that your husband understands or can relate in any fashion to the ninety nine percent is an insult and a bold slap in the face to us that are struggling!

There is nothing normal about having money tucked away Swiss bank accounts!

There is nothing normal about nontaxable money hidden in the Cayman Islands!

There is nothing normal about shutting down companies to send those jobs overseas!

We can't relate to a person that owns quite possibly more than six homes!

We can't relate to a person that's made so much money, that he refuses to give information about his taxes!

Now Mrs. is harassing  the Latino community.

Mrs. Mitt claims the democratic party is pulling trickery and blinders over the Latino community's eyes.

"He feels your pain", "If you help him get into office, you are the first on his agenda"

She's right about that. No Dream Act or any other agenda that may benefit.

It will open season on the Latino community.

Which let's me segue into  Marco Rubio.

He was the token along with Condeleeza Rice.

Have Rubio do an introduction and BAM! Ole Mittster has locked up the Latino vote.

Rubio is just like any other token, when it benefits him or the party he uses the old my family came here as immigrants card.

Really who gives a fuck!

Your family busted their ass to get you to where you are and what's your way of paying it forward?

Screw that ninety nine percent!

It will always baffle me, how is it that broke folks want to vote for people that don't care about broke folks?

Now Paul Ryan.

I didn't have a segue for this moron.

You ever notice the way Paul speaks, it always sounds like a sense of urgency.

The same scare tactic that Bush used to get re-elected.

I don't have the words to describe how much this guy makes my crotch hurt! Literally!

He was not the best candidate for the job.

He was the youngest and I guess the cutest.

McCain said when he ran against  Mitt, "Mitt wasn't qualified"

These motherfuckers are the most flip flopping group I have ever seen in my lifetime.

Rambling Romney recently stated "there's nothing wrong with success".

For once, you are right. The shame of it all is that the one percent doesn't want to see ninety nine percent succeed.

Because of that and many other reasons, I have to vote to make sure you and the crotch catcher don't SUCCEED!!!!!