People in cosmetics are like magicians.
They make a person feel good about themselves.
They can help out your self esteem.
We as customers ask a lot of them...So, someone that works in cosmetics, has asked me to post what not to say to them, while their trying to help your dumbasses out!
Of course I put my two cents in.
If you are having a bad day, you need to keep that shit outside.
Don't take your situation out on us!
Just imagine for a second(It's not about you, the customer)the constant bullshit a makeup artist goes through on a daily basis, and then, they have to deal with your drama.
1. Don't ask an artist for their advice and tell them their doing it wrong.
2. Don't ask an artist for samples when you are returning items. So...ghetto!
3. Don't shop for foundation and you the customer won't let the artist do their job, by matching your dumb ass with a face of foundation.
4. Don't scream at the artist, when your favorite 30 year old product has ben discontinued. I don't wear makeup and even I know you need to switch your shit up with the times.
5. Don't approach an artist while working and ask them if they want to play on your face. Really?
6. Don't say" I don't need help" and begin asking me questions without pause.
7. Don't say "I look greasy" and you are dry as a bone. Or better yet, stay away from the "Paula Dean Diet". Cosmetics has nothing to do with that shit coming through your pores!
8. This one is funny..."I don't wear makeup, but can you make me look like Kim K.?
First of all, Kim K. doesn't look like Kim K.
That bitch is rebuilt from the ass up!
I just stated that makeup artist are magicians, not plastic surgeons, Dr. Oz. or Dr. Phil. That shit you asking, requires some mental stability.
9. For the love of God, don't drink red wine without getting a breath mint afterwards. I can't work on you when your breath is in chaos!
10. Lastly, we do not control our cosmetics stock. So... Don't yell at us in cosmetics, when we don't have your item. Call corporate!!!
Anyone working in the cosmetics field, I commend you.
You guys are a better person than me.
I would've lost my job the first day. Especially when they are drunk.
I would have sent their asses back outside looking like a clown, or looking like a corpes.
I've seen first hand how ignorant some customers can get.
Oh, I almost forgot, for the cross dressers and drag queens.
Stop being so damn extra! We know your gay and proud. But then again, stop trying to steal cosmetics.
What have we learned today?
Sit down, shut up and allow them to help your helpless asses out!
Dropping the mic!
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Another Georgia School in Trouble - A Teacher Made Students Play “Slave Games”
No America, it's not the same story. It is like a "two-fer" from the Peach State - that great racist state of Georgia is at it again.
Slave Games Part 2!
Our new story of backwards education starts when a 3rd-grader told her parent about a "slave game" that the daughter was told to play, with her white teacher at school.
The kids were playing a game of tag. The kids were the slaves and the teacher was the slave catcher.
School district spokesman, Jorge Quintana, stated that an investigation followed, and that the teacher didn't organize the "tag Negro, your turn to run" game. It was also stated that the kids initiated the game they found.
I don't know about that.
What 3rd-grade kids, African American kids for that matter, are being raised to discuss slavery and think it is worthy of playing a game, and in Georgia?
I learned about slavery in school, but definately not until I was a little older. I think at some point most African Americans discuss slavery at home, especially when history time rolls around or to further emphasize the importance of Black History Month.
It was more used as a tool by my mother to make me understand what African Americans went through, and that I was blessed to be in the position that i'm in.
Meaning - Education: Brings opportunity, Voting: Brings change, Strength: Knock the fuck out of someone when disrespected!
Slavery shit wasn't used to make me feel bad about myself or to put me in my place, which is what these dumbass teachers are doing to these kids.
It is like they are trying to say this is where you came from, and you will always be what they were - SLAVES!
First, the Georgia Board said the tests from the other week, were part of the curriculum.
Now, we're being told that African American 3rd-graders are now initiating "slave games" with one another on the playground. Even if that were true, who gave them the idea that this was a good thing?
Give me a fucking break!!!
Spokesman Jorge stated that the accusations were unfounded, yet the school distict is planning diversity training for their inept teachers!
And shame on them that it was only after a parent protest that a more thorough investigation was done.
Guess what?
That investigation found out that four teachers were responsible for the problem. One dumbass has resigned and now we're still waiting on the other three.
What's with the disrespect in our schools for children of color, for all kids for spreading this 19th century bullshit? It is so insulting.
What the fuck is going on in your miserable life to make you be so ignorant towards kids who need to be taught and not taught with a bias towards your dysfunctional mindset?
Shit, if life's that bad or you hate African Americans that much, get out of the education game, why you're at it, dammit, kill yourself. The world has enough problems without you polluting it further.
Why must Africaan Americans get radical in this day and age in order to get a school district to act right?
And lastly, Spokesperson Jorge, we're still waiting on an apology.
Slave Games Part 2!
Our new story of backwards education starts when a 3rd-grader told her parent about a "slave game" that the daughter was told to play, with her white teacher at school.
The kids were playing a game of tag. The kids were the slaves and the teacher was the slave catcher.
School district spokesman, Jorge Quintana, stated that an investigation followed, and that the teacher didn't organize the "tag Negro, your turn to run" game. It was also stated that the kids initiated the game they found.
I don't know about that.
What 3rd-grade kids, African American kids for that matter, are being raised to discuss slavery and think it is worthy of playing a game, and in Georgia?
I learned about slavery in school, but definately not until I was a little older. I think at some point most African Americans discuss slavery at home, especially when history time rolls around or to further emphasize the importance of Black History Month.
It was more used as a tool by my mother to make me understand what African Americans went through, and that I was blessed to be in the position that i'm in.
Meaning - Education: Brings opportunity, Voting: Brings change, Strength: Knock the fuck out of someone when disrespected!
Slavery shit wasn't used to make me feel bad about myself or to put me in my place, which is what these dumbass teachers are doing to these kids.
It is like they are trying to say this is where you came from, and you will always be what they were - SLAVES!
First, the Georgia Board said the tests from the other week, were part of the curriculum.
Now, we're being told that African American 3rd-graders are now initiating "slave games" with one another on the playground. Even if that were true, who gave them the idea that this was a good thing?
Give me a fucking break!!!
Spokesman Jorge stated that the accusations were unfounded, yet the school distict is planning diversity training for their inept teachers!
And shame on them that it was only after a parent protest that a more thorough investigation was done.
Guess what?
That investigation found out that four teachers were responsible for the problem. One dumbass has resigned and now we're still waiting on the other three.
What's with the disrespect in our schools for children of color, for all kids for spreading this 19th century bullshit? It is so insulting.
What the fuck is going on in your miserable life to make you be so ignorant towards kids who need to be taught and not taught with a bias towards your dysfunctional mindset?
Shit, if life's that bad or you hate African Americans that much, get out of the education game, why you're at it, dammit, kill yourself. The world has enough problems without you polluting it further.
Why must Africaan Americans get radical in this day and age in order to get a school district to act right?
And lastly, Spokesperson Jorge, we're still waiting on an apology.
Cicero Mayor’s Nephew Used Stolen Cop Car to Steal Beer From Jewels
Black Sheep: A term used to describe the most fucked up person in one's family (and every family has one).
This term of endearment truly belongs to the nephew of Cicero Township's President, Joseph M. Terrana.
Joseph is a 41 year old with the mind of a slow 12 year old.
You see, Joseph's aunt married the mayor of Town of Cicero Larry Dominick 2007. I point this out, because this is when that dark,black cloud named, Joseph began to loom over Cicero.
While on probation from an incident in 2005, Joe was hired as garbage man for Cicero. Seems like a good job, not too challenging, right? Turns out that our hero was forced to resign from the garbage position in 2009 because of "alleged improprieties". One of those "improprieties" was shoplifting from a Jewel in Arlington Heights.
In 2010, J.T. was fired from the Cicero/ Berwyn high school district because he tested positive for five illegal substances in his system.
In January 2011, J. T. was hired yet again for the township of Cicero as a partime driver for senior citizens when that ole thirst for shoplifting beer came back.
A couple of days ago, J.T. decided to take his show on the road to a Jewel in Stickney,IL.
Unfortunately, the Stickney Police were waiting on J.T. as he rolled out a shopping cart full of beer. They witnessed him placing his stolen goods inside of a marked car labeled, "Town of Cicero" and it gets better folks, Joe was also wearing an official "Town of Cicero" employee jacket.
They were clued to be on the watch out because J.T., that slow motherfucker, had been caught on camera the day before shoplifting beer and laundry detergent. This man really needs to stay the hell away from the Jewel chain of stores - bad things happen when he is near!
Let's focus on the postive - yes, there is a positive.
J.T. is so stupid to rob the same place twice in two days and that the Stickney Police were waiting on him to save him from himself.
Now lets try the negative...
Shame on the Mayor and his wife for giving this idiot chances at gainful employment that a person not related to a town official would get.
It's always sickening the blatant favortism given to friends and family of elected government employees.
Word has it that the Mayor had no knowledge of Joe T.'s issues with the law, drink, and drugs; but I'm sure the Mayor's wife did and I'm sure the Mayor did. You know who the fuck-ups are in your family. J.T.'s track record of excellence didn't just start this past week!
And to really add insult to injury, upon being arrested, J.T. had the nerve to use the Mayor's place of residence as his address.
Don't feel sorry for J.T., he is a survivor. For now, he still has his job driving around senior citizens for Cicero Township. He will probably drive their asses to Jewel to help out on his next beer heist, I mean run.
This term of endearment truly belongs to the nephew of Cicero Township's President, Joseph M. Terrana.
Joseph is a 41 year old with the mind of a slow 12 year old.
You see, Joseph's aunt married the mayor of Town of Cicero Larry Dominick 2007. I point this out, because this is when that dark,black cloud named, Joseph began to loom over Cicero.
While on probation from an incident in 2005, Joe was hired as garbage man for Cicero. Seems like a good job, not too challenging, right? Turns out that our hero was forced to resign from the garbage position in 2009 because of "alleged improprieties". One of those "improprieties" was shoplifting from a Jewel in Arlington Heights.
In 2010, J.T. was fired from the Cicero/ Berwyn high school district because he tested positive for five illegal substances in his system.
In January 2011, J. T. was hired yet again for the township of Cicero as a partime driver for senior citizens when that ole thirst for shoplifting beer came back.
A couple of days ago, J.T. decided to take his show on the road to a Jewel in Stickney,IL.
Unfortunately, the Stickney Police were waiting on J.T. as he rolled out a shopping cart full of beer. They witnessed him placing his stolen goods inside of a marked car labeled, "Town of Cicero" and it gets better folks, Joe was also wearing an official "Town of Cicero" employee jacket.
They were clued to be on the watch out because J.T., that slow motherfucker, had been caught on camera the day before shoplifting beer and laundry detergent. This man really needs to stay the hell away from the Jewel chain of stores - bad things happen when he is near!
Let's focus on the postive - yes, there is a positive.
J.T. is so stupid to rob the same place twice in two days and that the Stickney Police were waiting on him to save him from himself.
Now lets try the negative...
Shame on the Mayor and his wife for giving this idiot chances at gainful employment that a person not related to a town official would get.
It's always sickening the blatant favortism given to friends and family of elected government employees.
Word has it that the Mayor had no knowledge of Joe T.'s issues with the law, drink, and drugs; but I'm sure the Mayor's wife did and I'm sure the Mayor did. You know who the fuck-ups are in your family. J.T.'s track record of excellence didn't just start this past week!
And to really add insult to injury, upon being arrested, J.T. had the nerve to use the Mayor's place of residence as his address.
Don't feel sorry for J.T., he is a survivor. For now, he still has his job driving around senior citizens for Cicero Township. He will probably drive their asses to Jewel to help out on his next beer heist, I mean run.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Another Hate Crime Involving Teens
The shit and smoke hasn't cleared from the last incident of a hate crime,(Youtube 7 teens on 1), when Chicago rises to the occasion again.
I'm starting to think that the kids here are trying to one-up each other when it comes to committing hate crimes.
Let's turn our attention to Joshua Merritt.
Merritt is a 17 year old senior attending Brother Rice High School, a prestigious Catholic boy's school. Merritt who also is an African American, was invited to the home of a 16 year old who attends Morgan Park High School. Besides the 16 year old a 17 year old and an 18 year old named Matthew Herrmann were at the home as well. No harm in that, just boys hanging out, right?
The home in question is owned by a State's Attorney employee who is also the parent of the 16 year old.
I should mention now that the three people that were with Merritt were all white and Merritt only knew Herrmann personally.
Once settled in, for shits and giggles, the white kids decided to get a noose and put it around Merritt's throat.
It turns out that these guys had a problem with Merritt. It seems that Merritt had been texting the 16 year old's cousin by phone and sending messages through Facebook. It was a budding relationship that the others had decided wasn't cool.
Merritt managed to get away because of a phone call. The mother of the youngest idiot, needed to meet him. If that wasn't enough, while walking away, the 16 year old threatened Merritt with a knife and had the nerve to tell Merritt not to say anything about the noose that they had around his neck.
Joshua says "He's bewildered and confused", "That was just one bad egg in the bunch", and to top it off, Johsua also wouldn't give the names of the other two cowards.
Maybe I shouldn't say this, but where is the anger from Joshua and his father Wiiliam?
This oh golly gee things just happen attitude, quite frankly rubbed me the wrong way.
That could be why these pricks were able to corner your ass with a noose, Joshua.
I understand that you want to keep your kid safe, Mr. Merritt, I get it, but you really need to open Joshua's eyes.
Everyone doesn't love you.
There are people out there who hate you just because...
That's the sad part of it.
This is especially important to Joshua, seeing that he will probably be going away for school and away from home. It is time to grow up to the realities of the world.
Now we have to listen to another state employee claim that her kid would never behaved that way, of course that's not the way he was fucking raised, we hear this phrase everytime this kind of crap happens.
How many times does a kid have to suffer an ass beating, noose around the neck or racial slurs?
When is it going to be enough?
I don't want any apologies, hand shakes or promises.
What I do want, is someone to fuck one of these knuckle heads up to send a message.
This is 2012, I need you cowards to recognize that!
I'm starting to think that the kids here are trying to one-up each other when it comes to committing hate crimes.
Let's turn our attention to Joshua Merritt.
Merritt is a 17 year old senior attending Brother Rice High School, a prestigious Catholic boy's school. Merritt who also is an African American, was invited to the home of a 16 year old who attends Morgan Park High School. Besides the 16 year old a 17 year old and an 18 year old named Matthew Herrmann were at the home as well. No harm in that, just boys hanging out, right?
The home in question is owned by a State's Attorney employee who is also the parent of the 16 year old.
I should mention now that the three people that were with Merritt were all white and Merritt only knew Herrmann personally.
Once settled in, for shits and giggles, the white kids decided to get a noose and put it around Merritt's throat.
It turns out that these guys had a problem with Merritt. It seems that Merritt had been texting the 16 year old's cousin by phone and sending messages through Facebook. It was a budding relationship that the others had decided wasn't cool.
Merritt managed to get away because of a phone call. The mother of the youngest idiot, needed to meet him. If that wasn't enough, while walking away, the 16 year old threatened Merritt with a knife and had the nerve to tell Merritt not to say anything about the noose that they had around his neck.
Joshua says "He's bewildered and confused", "That was just one bad egg in the bunch", and to top it off, Johsua also wouldn't give the names of the other two cowards.
Maybe I shouldn't say this, but where is the anger from Joshua and his father Wiiliam?
This oh golly gee things just happen attitude, quite frankly rubbed me the wrong way.
That could be why these pricks were able to corner your ass with a noose, Joshua.
I understand that you want to keep your kid safe, Mr. Merritt, I get it, but you really need to open Joshua's eyes.
Everyone doesn't love you.
There are people out there who hate you just because...
That's the sad part of it.
This is especially important to Joshua, seeing that he will probably be going away for school and away from home. It is time to grow up to the realities of the world.
Now we have to listen to another state employee claim that her kid would never behaved that way, of course that's not the way he was fucking raised, we hear this phrase everytime this kind of crap happens.
How many times does a kid have to suffer an ass beating, noose around the neck or racial slurs?
When is it going to be enough?
I don't want any apologies, hand shakes or promises.
What I do want, is someone to fuck one of these knuckle heads up to send a message.
This is 2012, I need you cowards to recognize that!
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Santorum Says That Homosexuality is Not Healthy for Society
Okay, let's see...who should I rant about today?
I know the "gays" arch enemy, Rick Santorum.
Now, Rick, that paragon of 19th Century thinking has stated that being an ole homo is not healthy for society.
Alright Rick, let's see what is healthy for society...
Millionares paying less tax than myself...check
Newt having extramarital affairs and then screaming from the rooftops about morality...check
Bailing out the banking industry while no one was held accountable for all the destruction their practices caused...check
Americans losing jobs to workers oversees...check
People not able to support their families on the checks that they receive because wages have not increased with the times...check
Americans losing their homes because they can't afford their mortgages any longer (see reason above)...check
Education taking a back seat to rising tuition costs at every level...check
After school programs, music, and the arts that no longer exist in some schools due to lack of funding...check
State funding for mental institutions and necessary medications cut for those who critically need it...check
Lack of support and jobs for returning veterans who have put their lives on hold doing their duty for this country...check
Yes Rick, you are so correct.
I could go on and on, the above mentioned ain't shit compared to the "gay problem" that you seem so obsessed about. Between trying to limit women's rights to bellowing about how gays have destroyed the country, you are an idiot blind to the real problems, bubble boy.
Those gays, I tell you, are far worse than the true state of this country.
I know the "gays" arch enemy, Rick Santorum.
Now, Rick, that paragon of 19th Century thinking has stated that being an ole homo is not healthy for society.
Alright Rick, let's see what is healthy for society...
Millionares paying less tax than myself...check
Newt having extramarital affairs and then screaming from the rooftops about morality...check
Bailing out the banking industry while no one was held accountable for all the destruction their practices caused...check
Americans losing jobs to workers oversees...check
People not able to support their families on the checks that they receive because wages have not increased with the times...check
Americans losing their homes because they can't afford their mortgages any longer (see reason above)...check
Education taking a back seat to rising tuition costs at every level...check
After school programs, music, and the arts that no longer exist in some schools due to lack of funding...check
State funding for mental institutions and necessary medications cut for those who critically need it...check
Lack of support and jobs for returning veterans who have put their lives on hold doing their duty for this country...check
Yes Rick, you are so correct.
I could go on and on, the above mentioned ain't shit compared to the "gay problem" that you seem so obsessed about. Between trying to limit women's rights to bellowing about how gays have destroyed the country, you are an idiot blind to the real problems, bubble boy.
Those gays, I tell you, are far worse than the true state of this country.
DCFS Investigating Mother Whose Kids Died in Fire for Child Neglect
There are clearly circumstances that are sometimes out of your control.
Then there's problems that you create early on and refuse to straighten out your situation. Alicia Myles fits into this unfortunate slot.
Alicia, 25 years old has basically turned herself into a sperm receiver. It may sound harsh but it is the bottom line. Until a few days ago, she was the mother of three and expecting another child within a month.
All that changed on January 24th,2012, at 3:00am, on an early, cold, winter morning.
There are two sides to this horrible ending.
One source says Myles' 3 year old daughter started the fire. Another source says a pizza box caught fire.
Either way it didn't end well for two children.
For whatever reason, Miss Myles had been under investigation by the Department of Children and Family services in the past. There were issues with two former boyfriends and there was evidence of child neglect in 2006 and 2008.
If this baby making broad had all these issues, the first question should be - why keep bringing kids into the world that obviously you don't have the mental capacity and/or funds to handle?
Second question, if the state concluded that she was an unfit parent, why were the kids still in her care? Any 6 and 3 year old that is allowed to make snacks unsupervised in the kitchen at 3am with Mom's blessing shows some lack of supervision.
Foster care is a mess, DCFS is a mess, and to top it off Myles is fucked up. Where was her responsibility to keeping those kids safe? Those kids were basically on their own.
The system and the mother failed those kids horribly!
Those babies never had a chance.
They caught hell everyday just being around Myles.
Those kids deserved better!
So, what happens now? Life goes on.
Myles i'm sure will give birth to more kids. Business as usual.
Then there's problems that you create early on and refuse to straighten out your situation. Alicia Myles fits into this unfortunate slot.
Alicia, 25 years old has basically turned herself into a sperm receiver. It may sound harsh but it is the bottom line. Until a few days ago, she was the mother of three and expecting another child within a month.
All that changed on January 24th,2012, at 3:00am, on an early, cold, winter morning.
There are two sides to this horrible ending.
One source says Myles' 3 year old daughter started the fire. Another source says a pizza box caught fire.
Either way it didn't end well for two children.
For whatever reason, Miss Myles had been under investigation by the Department of Children and Family services in the past. There were issues with two former boyfriends and there was evidence of child neglect in 2006 and 2008.
If this baby making broad had all these issues, the first question should be - why keep bringing kids into the world that obviously you don't have the mental capacity and/or funds to handle?
Second question, if the state concluded that she was an unfit parent, why were the kids still in her care? Any 6 and 3 year old that is allowed to make snacks unsupervised in the kitchen at 3am with Mom's blessing shows some lack of supervision.
Foster care is a mess, DCFS is a mess, and to top it off Myles is fucked up. Where was her responsibility to keeping those kids safe? Those kids were basically on their own.
The system and the mother failed those kids horribly!
Those babies never had a chance.
They caught hell everyday just being around Myles.
Those kids deserved better!
So, what happens now? Life goes on.
Myles i'm sure will give birth to more kids. Business as usual.
Fast Food Employee Shoots Would-Be Robber Dead At Rally's
Petty thieves haven't figured out yet, that maybe you need to leave scary folks alone. I guess the memo arrived late.
A Rally's restaurant in Gary Indiana has proven that point once again.
This attempted crime shouldn't have happened in the first place.
If the owner of the franchise (BP -British Petroleum), had taken the necessary measures to secure a door that the employees had warned management about numerous times.
Anyway, thats another subject.
The story goes....two criminals enter the restaurant with the intention of robbery and who knows, maybe grabbing some Rally burgers.
One of the knuckleheads grabs an employee, the other one brandishes some type of automatic weapon, WHEN OOPS - one of the employees fires a weapon of his/her own.
This employee is actually a pretty good shot and gets off some well-placed shots at the attackers according to witnesses. They run out of the restaurant.
Twelve hours later, one of the attackers was found dead in a vacant lot.
Apparently, the Rally worker seriously popped a cap in that fool's ass.
The dead attacker as usual, had a history of crime like a phonebook.
A couple of things here...
1)Word to retarded criminals, there are some of us who are waiting on the right time to take your asses out when you fuck with us.
2) When you, the criminal, decide to commit a crime, make sure your buddy is a ride or die motherfucker. In other words don't leave my ass for dead at the sign of trouble or a glitch in the plan.
3)How about using a car instead of being on foot?
It turns out that the spokesperson for the police said the shooting was in self defense.
Okay, I'm just curious, what in the heck is going on in Gary, IN, that an employee needs to have a weapon sitting next to my fries or shake?
A Rally's restaurant in Gary Indiana has proven that point once again.
This attempted crime shouldn't have happened in the first place.
If the owner of the franchise (BP -British Petroleum), had taken the necessary measures to secure a door that the employees had warned management about numerous times.
Anyway, thats another subject.
The story goes....two criminals enter the restaurant with the intention of robbery and who knows, maybe grabbing some Rally burgers.
One of the knuckleheads grabs an employee, the other one brandishes some type of automatic weapon, WHEN OOPS - one of the employees fires a weapon of his/her own.
This employee is actually a pretty good shot and gets off some well-placed shots at the attackers according to witnesses. They run out of the restaurant.
Twelve hours later, one of the attackers was found dead in a vacant lot.
Apparently, the Rally worker seriously popped a cap in that fool's ass.
The dead attacker as usual, had a history of crime like a phonebook.
A couple of things here...
1)Word to retarded criminals, there are some of us who are waiting on the right time to take your asses out when you fuck with us.
2) When you, the criminal, decide to commit a crime, make sure your buddy is a ride or die motherfucker. In other words don't leave my ass for dead at the sign of trouble or a glitch in the plan.
3)How about using a car instead of being on foot?
It turns out that the spokesperson for the police said the shooting was in self defense.
Okay, I'm just curious, what in the heck is going on in Gary, IN, that an employee needs to have a weapon sitting next to my fries or shake?
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